Poker Standings
The following are the current(as of 11/07/05)poker standings. Each number represents the TOTAL number of over-all victories. Second place is NO place motherfuckers!
Adam - 2(?)
Affie - 0(3)
Al(ex) - 2(?)
Andrew - 0(4)
Evan - 6(21)
Joe - 5(21)
John - 0(1)
Karissa - 2(17)
Kevin - 0(2)
Matt - 0(1)
Nick - 3(19)
Todd - -1(?)
Well there you have it, I'm not going to go ahead and say that this is a direct reflection of the skill level and/or over-all quality of Human Being, but anything that has me at the top, and Todd at the bottom, just has to be right...on soooo many levels...including that one...you sickos.
11/05 Update: Not only did I assume the lead in the poker standings, but I did it in grand fashion. At one point in the game I was down to $1.50 in chips. I came back to eliminate every other person at the table. I put the last 2 jabronies all in on the very last hand, and took them BOTH out at the same time. If only I knew the total number of games that Todd has played in...then I could show beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is indeed the weakest link!
GOODBYE!
From the warped mind of... UncleHerpie @ 1:08 PM
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Yeah...you just wait until all this academic shit is over and I get back on the poker scene...
Over?! When is it gonna BE over AL?!
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I find it hard to believe you can gloat over that. Of course you and joe are in the lead. Both of you have been at every game. Also I'd put affie before Todd on the standings. Just because Todd sucks... I hate Todd.
I'll just take this post as an affirmation of my poker-godliness.
EW.... Evan on top...
You're sick, sicko!
-T.Bd.-
I would like to see a listing of total games played by each person listed in (). For example say someone has won 3 games but only been involved in 10, well that is more impressive then winning 5 of 18. Without a number of games participated in these numbers are just pointless drivel derived from the mind of a mad man.
Drivel?! Madman?! Indeed.
Unfortunately, I don't have complete records of everyone's games. Nevertheless...Todd has been involved in quite a few...and he sucks. Not because he can't play poker, but because he just plain sucks.
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It's Todds natural drive to want to not win.
And who the hell is ^^that guy^^
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Thanks Al...
the blue on blue background does not look good, maybe you could use like a gold silver bronze?
Blue on blue?! What the fuck are you talking about?! This site is green, the posts are green, and it is quite clear. Linux fucker.
I hate you all, but I'm too uncaring to do anything about it, or show that hatred.
-Todd-
Hmmm well time to update these standings. Eeyore pulls ahead with two wins in a row last night; perhaps giving him the confidence to play in a cash game sometime?
Meg gets the "most improved player" award for ass-screwing the whole table out of an ungodly amount of chips last night. And finally, we're just gonna pretend that whole third game never happened, ok?
Oh I see how it is, lets all count every last game that sucked as long as one of you bastards won it. Well No one made any of you put your chips in. ..
Actually I guess after I got Todd's chips I made everyone put their chips in...
But the point is that if someone else won from that blunder it wouldnt be such a horrible game.
That and its your own fault for letting Todd play anything that requires even the slightest competitive drive... you should know better. I mean guys walk up to Todd and girls when they're on dates and say "hey baby why don't you come have a drink with me" and Todd probably says "Meh"
I'd like to continue the tradition of getting rip-roaringly drunk by the final game of the night. Mostly because it just pisses Evan off.
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