Nude Calendar In The Works

For those of you who might be wondering...

The calendar that you may have seen below was just a mock trial and potential back cover for an actual Nude Calendar I am making. Why you ask? Well, I have a Halo 2 Clan...our name is NudeUnderArmor...you get the picture. So, it's most likely going to be a sausage-fest, but I'm trying to coax some girls into giving me nude pictures of themselves so that I can NOT look at them in a sexual way...ONLY for artistic/comedic purposes.........WHAT?!.....I swear!!!

Don't believe me? You're smarter than you look...Could be worse though...see for yourself!



Gotta love Photoshop!!

...Of The Week

Well, it's Friday. I figure that every Friday(if I get around to it), I'll update this mammajamma with useless statements and suggestions of what YOU should do to be more like ME. Better yet, how about I list the things that intrigued me throughout the week. I suggest that you make it a point to be intrigued by these things as well.


Movie Of The Week:
Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith

• Darth Vader...Darth Vader

Video Game Of The Week:
Halo 2

• Will it ever NOT be Halo 2?

Book Of The Week:
Four Inches

• Who would have thought that Elton John of all people would put out a book filled with Female Nude Celebrities...

Reptile Of The Week:
Blue Tongued Skink

• I have one, and so should you.

Fish Of The Week:
Cyphotilapia Frontosa

• Trust me, it's badass.

Comic Book Hero/Villain Of The Week:
Dr. Doom

• NOT the movie version...the Comic Book version (I'll have artwork done in a couple days)

Invention Of The Week:
The George Forman Grill

• Man, this thing's great. I made friggin BBQ Bacon Burgers the other night, they were amazing!!!

That's all for this week. The categories will also change/rotate, so don't expect to see the same things every week...Bitches.

Wrestling Obituaries

I went looking for information on wrestler or wrestling related deaths and found this disturbing information. Just look at the circumstances of these deaths and the ages at which they happened. You may not know some of them, but they were left in to show trends in their respective causes of death. This is absolutely crazy. Look at the frequency of deaths after the year 2000, it's just not normal.

Wrestling Obituaries

It's not the dangers IN the ring that seem to be an issue, aside from Owen Hart's tragic fall. He was just about to break out too, and be a true superstar...He ALWAYS had the ability. Coming from the legendary Hart family tends to have that effect on a wrestler. I read an interview with Bret Hart about the recent trend of wrestler deaths, and he pointed out that a good portion of those wrestlers were from his heyday...and we almost ALL close personal friends of his. I just hope this list will grow much much slower from now on. Almost all of these guys were far too young to die.

A special "get well" to Droz as well, that dude is a real trooper, so to speak...

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