Monday, November 07, 2005

Poker Standings

The following are the current(as of 11/07/05)poker standings. Each number represents the TOTAL number of over-all victories. Second place is NO place motherfuckers!


Adam - 2(?)
Affie - 0(3)
Al(ex) - 2(?)
Andrew - 0(4)
Evan - 6(21)
Joe - 5(21)
John - 0(1)
Karissa - 2(17)
Kevin - 0(2)
Matt - 0(1)
Nick - 3(19)
Todd - -1(?)


Well there you have it, I'm not going to go ahead and say that this is a direct reflection of the skill level and/or over-all quality of Human Being, but anything that has me at the top, and Todd at the bottom, just has to be right...on soooo many levels...including that one...you sickos.

11/05 Update: Not only did I assume the lead in the poker standings, but I did it in grand fashion. At one point in the game I was down to $1.50 in chips. I came back to eliminate every other person at the table. I put the last 2 jabronies all in on the very last hand, and took them BOTH out at the same time. If only I knew the total number of games that Todd has played in...then I could show beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is indeed the weakest link!


GOODBYE!

9 comments:

UncleHerpie said...

Over?! When is it gonna BE over AL?!

Anonymous said...

I'll just take this post as an affirmation of my poker-godliness.

Anonymous said...

EW.... Evan on top...

You're sick, sicko!

-T.Bd.-

UncleHerpie said...

Drivel?! Madman?! Indeed.

Unfortunately, I don't have complete records of everyone's games. Nevertheless...Todd has been involved in quite a few...and he sucks. Not because he can't play poker, but because he just plain sucks.

Anonymous said...

the blue on blue background does not look good, maybe you could use like a gold silver bronze?

UncleHerpie said...

Blue on blue?! What the fuck are you talking about?! This site is green, the posts are green, and it is quite clear. Linux fucker.

Anonymous said...

I hate you all, but I'm too uncaring to do anything about it, or show that hatred.

-Todd-

Anonymous said...

Hmmm well time to update these standings. Eeyore pulls ahead with two wins in a row last night; perhaps giving him the confidence to play in a cash game sometime?
Meg gets the "most improved player" award for ass-screwing the whole table out of an ungodly amount of chips last night. And finally, we're just gonna pretend that whole third game never happened, ok?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to continue the tradition of getting rip-roaringly drunk by the final game of the night. Mostly because it just pisses Evan off.