The Main Page will now only have a total of 15 posts, that should cut down the loading time for you "less than cable" interneters.
You'll also notice the traffic counter at the bottom of the sidebar. It is supposed to track unique visits, but it seems to be tallying them all up. Whatever, it just makes me look more popular.
Sidenote:
Nick's post looked a little drab, so I took the liberty of adding some pictures to illustrate what I though his points might be. Let me know if I was way off base.
hehehehehe
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Before we move on...
This is great! I think Nick should start a blog called "Everyone Hates Nick". I'll be the first one to post. That being said, in an effort to divvy up the hatred, I'm going to give you an honest rip on everyone who visits this blog. NO pictures, NO graphs, just straight up roasting. Better baste yourselves thoroughly for this one...
Andrew/Andrewsky/Edible Mustache:
What can I say? He is simply the most screwed up person I know. He has more nuances than a Picasso painting. His lack of focus and overall frame of mind are so utterly frustrating that it is beyond words. He will drop you at the top of a hat, to go hang out with girls in the hopes of getting laid. He plays with fire more than anyone I have ever heard of. He is a supreme spend-a-holic in the first degree, and has more collections then a serial killer.
Nick/Last Shenanigan/Asshole:
You are a self-professed dick. You tend to be a clinger. You dress terribly. You value video games waaaaay to much. You have the worst diet of anyone I know. You can read any of the 336 thoughts on you on this blog to find other ways in which you are perceived. Contrary to what you believe, you are NOT more bearable than I or any one of the people in here. You lack a certain level of common sense as to how to conduct yourself. It DOES effect people that aren't as blase' as I am. Especially when you continue to make jack-ass comments during a movie. For Christ's sake, eat at home BEFORE you go somewhere, so as not to impose yourself on others.
John/Big Daddy Spears:
You need to take care of yourself more, for god's sake you struggle just getting up off my couch. The cigarettes tend to outweigh the cologne, but at least you have the decency to wear it. On that topic, please for the love of god, keep your shoes on in other people's presence. It smells like if a frito had sex with a rotting lump of gouda cheese. For awhile you were the most unmotivated person I knew, but you finally came out of it and have maintained the longest job you've ever had. You tend to exaggerate many of the stories from your/our past...even if it does make the story a little more interesting...
Affie(Aphrodites):
*cracks knuckles* You said it yourself....oblivious. Not that I can blame you, as you are "just another victim", but you don't HAVE to be so much like Andrew. Even I started going down the path to the darkside for awhile. Just know that you have him wrapped around YOUR finger almost as he has you wrapped up around his...er....finger.
Your sad devotion to fashion is kinda creepy. You do not need to get dressed to go hang out on someones couch. You wear too much makeup, even though people have repeatedly told you that you look better without it. You are too easily bent out of shape, and people(including me) have used that to their advantage. Also, you inferr too much in casual comments and conversation, often thinking that they are negative comments directed towards you.
Big Sista/Minerva/Anonymous:
You take things too seroiusly, anything that Nick or I say online in any form can be taken lightly. I don't know you well enough to comment on anything more.
Dian:
Where do I begin?! No, really...where do I begin? You are far to down on yourself. You have some self esteem issues that may need to be worked out. Just go ahead and develop a god complex like Nick and myself.
Mel(no, not that Mel...):
You love everything I do...and for that...I have nothing negative to say, as you have made the right choice.
Joe (Reaper):
Again, I don't know you well enough to comment much. So, other than the fact that you are a clan-hopping whore...I have nothing to say. I am looking forward to our first real argument.
Al:
You sit too much on the sidelines. You need to actively participate in more arguments, so people know where you stand. Also, take it easy on the school thing, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer. Pfffpptt...motivation...
Karissa:
You whine too much. Your displays of public affection with Nick are more disturbing than anything. Noone wants to view Nick in that manner...noone. From what I can gather, you don't have all that many female friends...perhaps you should make more of an effort to find some. Then you won't be subject to our "sword fights" as you put it. Everywhere Nick goes, you don't have to go...sometimes is really just IS a guy thing. You should also have some training wheels, as you tend to be a tad clumsy on your feet(alcohol?)
and finally...
Evan/UncleHerpie:
Your god complex knows no bounds. You are perhaps the most subtley stubborn person I know. You lack of caring tends to annoy other people, for a myriad of different reasons. You don't value your outward appearance as you should...with your free t-shirts, unshaven face, and overworn hats. Your lack of motivation has grown to new levels, as you have been unemployed for about 6 months just waiting for something to fall into your lap. You are broke as shit, and have let that sad fact dictate your way of life for far too long. You don't live up to your potential, by utilizing your skills and intelligence in a multitude of different aspects. You are a messy person by nature, mostly because of the fact that you are a procrastinator. "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Your girlfriend left you for a guy named "Potatohead". At the same time, you lost your job...which really...just adds to the comedy of your life. You have the worst luck of anyone I've ever seen. If there is a shit end of the stick, you had better believe you are going to get it. How many OTHER people do you know that have gotten a ski in their ass? Fucker.
Well, there you have it folks...suck it.
suck it hard.
-UncleHerpie-
p.s. Todd, I omitted you on purpose.
Andrew/Andrewsky/Edible Mustache:
What can I say? He is simply the most screwed up person I know. He has more nuances than a Picasso painting. His lack of focus and overall frame of mind are so utterly frustrating that it is beyond words. He will drop you at the top of a hat, to go hang out with girls in the hopes of getting laid. He plays with fire more than anyone I have ever heard of. He is a supreme spend-a-holic in the first degree, and has more collections then a serial killer.
Nick/Last Shenanigan/Asshole:
You are a self-professed dick. You tend to be a clinger. You dress terribly. You value video games waaaaay to much. You have the worst diet of anyone I know. You can read any of the 336 thoughts on you on this blog to find other ways in which you are perceived. Contrary to what you believe, you are NOT more bearable than I or any one of the people in here. You lack a certain level of common sense as to how to conduct yourself. It DOES effect people that aren't as blase' as I am. Especially when you continue to make jack-ass comments during a movie. For Christ's sake, eat at home BEFORE you go somewhere, so as not to impose yourself on others.
John/Big Daddy Spears:
You need to take care of yourself more, for god's sake you struggle just getting up off my couch. The cigarettes tend to outweigh the cologne, but at least you have the decency to wear it. On that topic, please for the love of god, keep your shoes on in other people's presence. It smells like if a frito had sex with a rotting lump of gouda cheese. For awhile you were the most unmotivated person I knew, but you finally came out of it and have maintained the longest job you've ever had. You tend to exaggerate many of the stories from your/our past...even if it does make the story a little more interesting...
Affie(Aphrodites):
*cracks knuckles* You said it yourself....oblivious. Not that I can blame you, as you are "just another victim", but you don't HAVE to be so much like Andrew. Even I started going down the path to the darkside for awhile. Just know that you have him wrapped around YOUR finger almost as he has you wrapped up around his...er....finger.
Your sad devotion to fashion is kinda creepy. You do not need to get dressed to go hang out on someones couch. You wear too much makeup, even though people have repeatedly told you that you look better without it. You are too easily bent out of shape, and people(including me) have used that to their advantage. Also, you inferr too much in casual comments and conversation, often thinking that they are negative comments directed towards you.
Big Sista/Minerva/Anonymous:
You take things too seroiusly, anything that Nick or I say online in any form can be taken lightly. I don't know you well enough to comment on anything more.
Dian:
Where do I begin?! No, really...where do I begin? You are far to down on yourself. You have some self esteem issues that may need to be worked out. Just go ahead and develop a god complex like Nick and myself.
Mel(no, not that Mel...):
You love everything I do...and for that...I have nothing negative to say, as you have made the right choice.
Joe (Reaper):
Again, I don't know you well enough to comment much. So, other than the fact that you are a clan-hopping whore...I have nothing to say. I am looking forward to our first real argument.
Al:
You sit too much on the sidelines. You need to actively participate in more arguments, so people know where you stand. Also, take it easy on the school thing, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer. Pfffpptt...motivation...
Karissa:
You whine too much. Your displays of public affection with Nick are more disturbing than anything. Noone wants to view Nick in that manner...noone. From what I can gather, you don't have all that many female friends...perhaps you should make more of an effort to find some. Then you won't be subject to our "sword fights" as you put it. Everywhere Nick goes, you don't have to go...sometimes is really just IS a guy thing. You should also have some training wheels, as you tend to be a tad clumsy on your feet(alcohol?)
and finally...
Evan/UncleHerpie:
Your god complex knows no bounds. You are perhaps the most subtley stubborn person I know. You lack of caring tends to annoy other people, for a myriad of different reasons. You don't value your outward appearance as you should...with your free t-shirts, unshaven face, and overworn hats. Your lack of motivation has grown to new levels, as you have been unemployed for about 6 months just waiting for something to fall into your lap. You are broke as shit, and have let that sad fact dictate your way of life for far too long. You don't live up to your potential, by utilizing your skills and intelligence in a multitude of different aspects. You are a messy person by nature, mostly because of the fact that you are a procrastinator. "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Your girlfriend left you for a guy named "Potatohead". At the same time, you lost your job...which really...just adds to the comedy of your life. You have the worst luck of anyone I've ever seen. If there is a shit end of the stick, you had better believe you are going to get it. How many OTHER people do you know that have gotten a ski in their ass? Fucker.
Well, there you have it folks...suck it.
suck it hard.
-UncleHerpie-
p.s. Todd, I omitted you on purpose.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
On a Lighter Topic...
It seems that inaddition to having the strep throat like symptoms, I have also come down with a case of Conjunctivitis or "pinkeye". 
Which basically tells me that I have a virus of some sort.
If I could jet get the results of my overpriced throat culture, I could maybe get some antibiotics to help me fight off this crap and get back to dominating bitches in Double Team.
I think Nick and I have lost 2 or 3 doubleteam matches total. The majority of the time, we wind up absolutely decimating our opponents. With scores like:
30-2
30-4
30-5
30-6
and so on... They don't even stand a chance. I think a good portion of the kills they do get are either betrayals or suicides on OUR part!!
I can friggin' wait for te new map pack...Terminal looks awesome. Backwash seems like it will be "eerie fun"...Even Elongation looks pretty sweet!
If only we could get rid of the fucking cheaters. Well, I'm off to hide the trail of soft oriental pubic hair that leads to my freezer.
Which basically tells me that I have a virus of some sort. If I could jet get the results of my overpriced throat culture, I could maybe get some antibiotics to help me fight off this crap and get back to dominating bitches in Double Team.
I think Nick and I have lost 2 or 3 doubleteam matches total. The majority of the time, we wind up absolutely decimating our opponents. With scores like:
30-2
30-4
30-5
30-6
and so on... They don't even stand a chance. I think a good portion of the kills they do get are either betrayals or suicides on OUR part!!
I can friggin' wait for te new map pack...Terminal looks awesome. Backwash seems like it will be "eerie fun"...Even Elongation looks pretty sweet!
If only we could get rid of the fucking cheaters. Well, I'm off to hide the trail of soft oriental pubic hair that leads to my freezer.
Ahh, please allow me to rebutt...hehehe
- I allowed you to post here, as it will undoubtedly add a little spice to the blog. For the record, you will NEVER be as cool as me...in sunglasses...in leg warmers...in a kilt...or even in the nude...
- It is quite true about the oral sex...although I'm not so sure why NOT getting it from a man would be a detractory situation, and one that justifies getting ribbed. I guess all those "Nick n' Todd" jokes were not so unfounded afterall...
- Well, it was you guys who bought me the following items:
So, really, who are the sickos?
- If the state is willing to compensate me for losing my "Full-Time Management Position", who am I to complain?
- Yes, my girlfriend did leave me on my birthday, while I was out of town, after months of not paying the rent, and getting herself a new car and computer with the money she was secretly saving up. Is that really a knock on me, or a knock on her character. Not to mention, as you referenced, I DID get to punch her in the face. While it may have been accidental, secretly, it's probably the coolest thing I've ever done...
- I, myself do not smell...as I regularly shower with various shampoos and body washes. On the rare occasion that I do shave(now that I am not working), I even have this nifty smelling aftershave lotion. Now, if you are referring to the Brazillian Pizza that was on my breath during Blade: Trinity....then oh yeah...that was pretty pungent. It was however, another of the cool things I do.
- In Halo, I think we can all agree that my defensive role is pretty necessary on the maps that require it. Let's see what happens when I go on offense on those maps...Not to mention, my video games skills have nothing to do with my character or any advice I may give on relationships...that, my friend, is where we differ...greatly.
- Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him? I do watch quite a few Anime shows, but that is only because they are available to me, as I pay my own bills, in my own apartment, on my own tv..etc...you get the picture. You, on the other hand...have to watch these anime programs AT my house, and get irritated when I continue a series without you.
- My BEST friends are as follows:
Andrew
Matt
John
These are the people I can rely on(for the most part), and in turn can rely on me. Frequency doesn't dictate the quality of friendship. Matt lives in V.A., and I would still rely on him over most other people.
- Nick, I really don't think you want to get into a discussion about white trash...but let me know if you do, I'll be glad to share my thoughts on the matter. My wardrobe consists of mostly jeans and t-shirts. While they might be somewhat drab, they are CLEAN and UNWRINKLED. I also wear matching socks and a hat, and I have a decent array of footwear. You have probably 6 shirts, a pair of jeans, a few pairs of khakis, a pony-tail, and one pair of shoes. Do you even own a suit?
- Intelligence, spelling, grammar...all of these are good qualities. I wonder if these are the reasons that YOU hang out with ME, and not the other way around?
- I don't know if that would be my best description of sex, but it's pretty accurate...moist...warm and moist...
- I'm not really sure where you were going with the whole "old people" thing...
- It wasn't my popularity on adultswim.com that made me cool, it was the quality of my posts, my quick wit, and my ability to make people look utterly stupid. I have since taken these miraculous skills to the Bungie.net message boards on our forum, as everyone has noticed.
- It's true... I did drive that car, but not when it was covered in that poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect graffiti. "Come on my face" "I gay am porn" What does that even mean...the people who wrote that must have been complete morons....oh...wait....that...that was you...I rest my case.
- I do have a French heritage, along with Irish and German as well. I can deal with that. You are the one that looks like a "French Artist/Street Vendor"
- My ability to entertain is a matter of opinion. Opinions I'd like to hear. So leave some comments on this and any other posts made around here. Positive or negative, I'm always in the mood for an argument.
Uncle-to the mother f'ing-Herpie
p.s. The Film is called "...a series of unfortunate events"
Sunday, June 26, 2005
UncleHerpie got flow?
Yo. I got mad skillz. I'm the new "First Lady of Ruff Ryders" beleedat.
Here's a link to my street cred.
Feel me flow
Here's a link to my street cred.
Feel me flow
Saturday, June 25, 2005
...Of The Week (mildly belated)
1, 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE MOTHERFUCKER!
MOVIE(s): Indiana Jones Trilogy
ALBUM: Ra - Duality It's badass AND melodic!
WRESTLER: Matt Hardy, even though he isn't wrestling...
DISAPOINTMENT: Going to the doctor's without medical insurance just to have them tell you what you already know...fuckers.
SPORTS FIGURE: "Big Papi" David Ortiz
I have some Strep Throat symptoms accompanied by a cough and nasal congestion. I also had a headache yesterday, so I didn't feel up to updating the blog. And since there is a total of about 6 people who could possibly be hanging on every word I type...I didn't think it would matter that much.
I had to top off my fish tanks with cold water today, because it's 114 degrees outside and the ambient temperature is raising all the temperatures in my tanks, which is dangerous to the fish. I lost one of my badass mammajammas during the last heat wave. I was pissed about that, so I hope they make it through this time.
The Red Sox are back in first place where they rightfully belong. Hopefully the Oriols and the Yanks will continue to suck it up over the next few weeks, and solidify the Sox's standings in the AL.
In addition to The Getbackers, "Full Metal Panic?" and "Full Metal Panic? fumoffu" have been pretty sweet lately. Good balance of action and comedy, like most of the truly great anime series. Here is a list of the Anime I'm currently watching:
Full Metal Panic?
Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU
Getbackers
Maburaho
Nadia: Secret of Blue Water
Narutaru
Pretear
Madlax
Mezzo
Armored Trooper Votoms
DNA²
Himiko-den: The Legend of Himiko
Patlabor TV series
Najicaa Blitz Tactics
Divergence Eve
E's Otherwise
Aquarian Age
Noir
Maze TV Series
Arjuna
Abenobashi
AzuManga Daioh
Magical Play
Black Jack
Gantz
Cromartie High School
Gall Force
Harlock Saga
Geobreeders 1&2
Cyber City Oedo
Shamanic Princess
Holy shit-skins! I didn't realize how long the list was until I started compiling it...that's friggin crazy!
ah screw it...I was gonna put some pics up, but I don't really want to, so go search them for yourself if you feel the need. I'm going back to the couch.
suckumm zee ballz!
MOVIE(s): Indiana Jones Trilogy
ALBUM: Ra - Duality It's badass AND melodic!
WRESTLER: Matt Hardy, even though he isn't wrestling...
DISAPOINTMENT: Going to the doctor's without medical insurance just to have them tell you what you already know...fuckers.
SPORTS FIGURE: "Big Papi" David Ortiz
I have some Strep Throat symptoms accompanied by a cough and nasal congestion. I also had a headache yesterday, so I didn't feel up to updating the blog. And since there is a total of about 6 people who could possibly be hanging on every word I type...I didn't think it would matter that much.
I had to top off my fish tanks with cold water today, because it's 114 degrees outside and the ambient temperature is raising all the temperatures in my tanks, which is dangerous to the fish. I lost one of my badass mammajammas during the last heat wave. I was pissed about that, so I hope they make it through this time.
The Red Sox are back in first place where they rightfully belong. Hopefully the Oriols and the Yanks will continue to suck it up over the next few weeks, and solidify the Sox's standings in the AL.
In addition to The Getbackers, "Full Metal Panic?" and "Full Metal Panic? fumoffu" have been pretty sweet lately. Good balance of action and comedy, like most of the truly great anime series. Here is a list of the Anime I'm currently watching:
Full Metal Panic?
Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU
Getbackers
Maburaho
Nadia: Secret of Blue Water
Narutaru
Pretear
Madlax
Mezzo
Armored Trooper Votoms
DNA²
Himiko-den: The Legend of Himiko
Patlabor TV series
Najicaa Blitz Tactics
Divergence Eve
E's Otherwise
Aquarian Age
Noir
Maze TV Series
Arjuna
Abenobashi
AzuManga Daioh
Magical Play
Black Jack
Gantz
Cromartie High School
Gall Force
Harlock Saga
Geobreeders 1&2
Cyber City Oedo
Shamanic Princess
Holy shit-skins! I didn't realize how long the list was until I started compiling it...that's friggin crazy!
ah screw it...I was gonna put some pics up, but I don't really want to, so go search them for yourself if you feel the need. I'm going back to the couch.
suckumm zee ballz!
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
...Of The Week (belated)
Dating advice from Nick...what a sad tapestry we weave...
Back To Business!!!
I'm gonna kick it old school just for you!
MOVIE: Batman Begins
ACTIVITY: Rafting/Boating
PAINFUL EQUATION: Batting Cage + Loaner bat - Gloves = BLISTERS
TECHNOLOGY: Air Conditioning
ANIME: Armored Trooper Votoms
So, I decided to actually do something this week, and of course, I paid the price for it. Never, I repeat, NEVER...go to the batting cages without your own bat. The bats they have there are instant blister machines. They might be o.k. for a couple rounds IF you have batting gloves. I however, am a moron, and didn't bring any. So, I tore up my thumbs and had to bandage them all up. As a result of this (and my attemt to do other things) I didn't play Halo for about 3 of 4 nights. While that might seem inconsequential...it's actually quite a long time to NOT play Halo. Also, you may wanna be well prepared for the fist pitch out of one of those machines. Andrew decided to be "Capt. Cool-pubes" and attemt the fastball cage. And wouldn't ya know...kerrblam!!!... it somehow managed to blast him in the right leg at 90 mph. "What's greater than that?", you ask...well I'll tell you! The fact that I have it on video is what is greater than that. (It is saved on his computer, I'll link it eventually)
After a couple days of healing, I was once again back in the Halo mix. I even got to play with some of my "rival friends", if that makes any sense... Anyway, before Raw yesterday, I decided to "DO" something else. Andrew and I procured my old 3-person raft, that has served me faithfully for 15 years. We brought it to the gas station because they have an air compressor. Went through a shit-ton of quarters to inflate the damn thing, and then managed to puncture it whilst putting it in the back of his "rape van". 15 years of rafting fun down the drain in one fell swoop. Determined to make something of the day, Andrew decided to go to Walmart and purchase another raft or boat. We found the exact same make of raft, only this time it was the 4 person model!! Hazah! Back to the gas station...and 237 quarters later...we're off like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...well, minus the airplane and the white-water rapids. But you had better believe I was singing the theme song!!!
It went a little something like this:
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
Remarkable, I know...
On other topics...that was a ballsy move on the WWE's part to play Matt Hardy's music during the ridiculous Edge/Lita Wedding. Maybe it was a test to see how big the reaction would be. That way they could gauge whether or not to bring back Matt Hardy. They never should have fired him in the first place. A simple move to Smackdown would have surely sufficed.
Blah Blah Blah, crap and stuff...
-UncleHerpie-
Back To Business!!!
I'm gonna kick it old school just for you!
MOVIE: Batman Begins
ACTIVITY: Rafting/Boating
PAINFUL EQUATION: Batting Cage + Loaner bat - Gloves = BLISTERS
TECHNOLOGY: Air Conditioning
ANIME: Armored Trooper Votoms
So, I decided to actually do something this week, and of course, I paid the price for it. Never, I repeat, NEVER...go to the batting cages without your own bat. The bats they have there are instant blister machines. They might be o.k. for a couple rounds IF you have batting gloves. I however, am a moron, and didn't bring any. So, I tore up my thumbs and had to bandage them all up. As a result of this (and my attemt to do other things) I didn't play Halo for about 3 of 4 nights. While that might seem inconsequential...it's actually quite a long time to NOT play Halo. Also, you may wanna be well prepared for the fist pitch out of one of those machines. Andrew decided to be "Capt. Cool-pubes" and attemt the fastball cage. And wouldn't ya know...kerrblam!!!... it somehow managed to blast him in the right leg at 90 mph. "What's greater than that?", you ask...well I'll tell you! The fact that I have it on video is what is greater than that. (It is saved on his computer, I'll link it eventually)
After a couple days of healing, I was once again back in the Halo mix. I even got to play with some of my "rival friends", if that makes any sense... Anyway, before Raw yesterday, I decided to "DO" something else. Andrew and I procured my old 3-person raft, that has served me faithfully for 15 years. We brought it to the gas station because they have an air compressor. Went through a shit-ton of quarters to inflate the damn thing, and then managed to puncture it whilst putting it in the back of his "rape van". 15 years of rafting fun down the drain in one fell swoop. Determined to make something of the day, Andrew decided to go to Walmart and purchase another raft or boat. We found the exact same make of raft, only this time it was the 4 person model!! Hazah! Back to the gas station...and 237 quarters later...we're off like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...well, minus the airplane and the white-water rapids. But you had better believe I was singing the theme song!!!
It went a little something like this:
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
Remarkable, I know...
On other topics...that was a ballsy move on the WWE's part to play Matt Hardy's music during the ridiculous Edge/Lita Wedding. Maybe it was a test to see how big the reaction would be. That way they could gauge whether or not to bring back Matt Hardy. They never should have fired him in the first place. A simple move to Smackdown would have surely sufficed.
Blah Blah Blah, crap and stuff...
-UncleHerpie-
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
ECW One Night Stand
Coming off the heels of what will more than likely be the 2nd best PPV of the year, I wanna share my thoughts on the event and the whole wrestling scene in general.
It is obvious to me, that enough people purchased and enjoyed the ECW PPV, myself included. I was apprehensive about the WWE inserting it's own guys into the mix, much less the jabronis that they chose to undertake the "invasion". Kurt Angle, sure. JBL, why not? Edge..haha, at least it's understandable. Regal, makes sense...But then...there were these goofs. Maven? Snitsky? Orlando Jordan? The Basham Brothers?! Who the hell thought those were good ideas?! I mean christ, Maven is in a pseudo tagteam with Simon Dean...aka Nova! Nova was a big part of ECW and even came out to beat on maven with the rest of the B.w.O. It was just unnecessary. Anyway, as it turns out, it wasn't all that bad. They waited till the end of the show to really turn the focus on the whole invasion thing. At least ECW got to have the last word at their own PPV. From what I hear, aside from the spat here and there it was a calm and professional atmosphere. I was however, not all that surprised to hear about JBL causing trouble...it seems there is always trouble when he is around.*cough*Go back to being Bradshaw*cough*
My only real complaint is the lack of Tazz in a prominant role on the show. We got to see all of 30 seconds of Tazz..or should I say..TAZ. I was really anticipating him whoping some ass all over the place...especially Kurt Angle's. Man, I would love to see another feud between the two of them. It would be suplexfest 2005. But, alas, Kurt Angle is now on Raw, as Smackdown continues to flounder with it's lack of starpower. Moving to Fridays next season isn't going to make it any better, as it will be constantly pre-empted by Friday Night Baseball. Anyway, back to ECW, here are some photos from the WWE website.
As you can see, it was quite the event. All from the mind of one man...
Paul Heyman
Friday, June 10, 2005
...Of The Week
Friday Friday Friday!
Technology: Digital Camera
Food: Honey & Oat Granola Bars smeared with Peanut Butter
Wrestler: Tazz
Anime: Getbackers
Beverage: Main Street soda line (root beer, cream soda, birch beer!)
Comic Character: Ghost Rider (in all his incarnations)
Now we can get down to business...
I'm really hoping that the WWE doesn't muck up what will potentially be one of the better PPV's this year. Let the ECW guys do their thing. Hopefully Tazz will suplex...erm...excuse me...TAZZPLEX everyone in sight. He's been dormant for far too long. It's a shame that there is some bad blodd between different organizations and individuals. I'd like to see Raven, Terry Funk, Francine, and Shane Douglas there...but alas..it was not to be.
I've been watching quite a bit of Anime onDemand. There are 2 different anime programs that I can choose from: Anime Network and Anime Selects. Both have a pretty good lineup of shows to watch at my disposal. Currently my favorite is Getbackers...it just seems that it is one of those shows that is undeniably good. The Art of the Intercepting Fist? The Lightning Emperor? How can you argue with that?!
Here are the main characters:
"Jagon Master" Ban Midou
"Lightning Emperor" Ginji Amano
"Dr. Jeckyl" Kurudo Akebane
"Beast Master" Shido Huyuki
"Thread Master" Kazuki Fucho-in
"Lady Poison" Himiko Kudo
I like the new single by Dark New Day, I'm curious as to how the album will sound through and though. Also, the new Seether album is pretty sweet. Check out Seether.com for more info.
Other than that, you are on your own. That is all the information you're getting today. Bitches.
-UncleHerpie-
Technology: Digital Camera
Food: Honey & Oat Granola Bars smeared with Peanut Butter
Wrestler: Tazz
Anime: Getbackers
Beverage: Main Street soda line (root beer, cream soda, birch beer!)
Comic Character: Ghost Rider (in all his incarnations)
Now we can get down to business...
I'm really hoping that the WWE doesn't muck up what will potentially be one of the better PPV's this year. Let the ECW guys do their thing. Hopefully Tazz will suplex...erm...excuse me...TAZZPLEX everyone in sight. He's been dormant for far too long. It's a shame that there is some bad blodd between different organizations and individuals. I'd like to see Raven, Terry Funk, Francine, and Shane Douglas there...but alas..it was not to be.
I've been watching quite a bit of Anime onDemand. There are 2 different anime programs that I can choose from: Anime Network and Anime Selects. Both have a pretty good lineup of shows to watch at my disposal. Currently my favorite is Getbackers...it just seems that it is one of those shows that is undeniably good. The Art of the Intercepting Fist? The Lightning Emperor? How can you argue with that?!
Here are the main characters:
"Jagon Master" Ban Midou
"Lightning Emperor" Ginji Amano
"Dr. Jeckyl" Kurudo Akebane
"Beast Master" Shido Huyuki
"Thread Master" Kazuki Fucho-in
"Lady Poison" Himiko Kudo
I like the new single by Dark New Day, I'm curious as to how the album will sound through and though. Also, the new Seether album is pretty sweet. Check out Seether.com for more info.
Other than that, you are on your own. That is all the information you're getting today. Bitches.
-UncleHerpie-
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Sometimes you just have to...
TAKE A PICTURE!
Every once in awhile, a picture opportunity comes along that you just can't refuse. An opportunity like say, when your "big" friend falls asleep while watching crappy Thurs. Night Wrestling (Smackdown sucks). There is just something comical about a big dude falling asleep...I don't know what it is, but it's just plain funny. See for yourself...
hahaha...oh man
man, these are classic...
I'll have more in the upcoming days...
Every once in awhile, a picture opportunity comes along that you just can't refuse. An opportunity like say, when your "big" friend falls asleep while watching crappy Thurs. Night Wrestling (Smackdown sucks). There is just something comical about a big dude falling asleep...I don't know what it is, but it's just plain funny. See for yourself...
hahaha...oh man
man, these are classic...
I'll have more in the upcoming days...
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Things to Know...
- The day should start at 10:00am, no earlier.
- Bad sex is better than no sex at all.
- Paint tastes like shit.
- If there's dew on the mountain, drink it.
- If you made it this far...I've wasted both your time for making you read this, and mine for writing it to begin with.
Learn it, love it, and I'll see you for breakfast tomorrow! *points to the Dew*
Friday, June 03, 2005
...Of The Week
It's Friday once again, so let's get right to it:
Does anyone, ANYONE...watch professional darts on TV? No? I didn't think so...Why then does Fox Sports Net decide to air Professional Darts instead of leasing out a couple weeks of programming to TNA Wrestling. I know it's no WWE, and they probably never will be, but it was at least an excuse to watch another hour of wrestling a week, and I could see some of the stars that aren't on WWE programming.
A wrestler died in the ring a short while ago, here in MA. I believe it was 4 days ago as of this writing. He was only 22 years old. This is the second time to my knowledge that I have heard about a pro-wrestling death during a match that was not brought on by health problems. The fact that he was 2 1/2 years younger than me...is what is most disturbing. Best wishes go out to his family.
I'll have another addition to the artwork album on the picture page soon. It was the first time I experimented with color. It's of Dr. Doom from Secret Wars #10. One of my favotite covers of all time.
Alright, I'm off to deposit my whopping Unemployment Check, hopefully pay the rent and still have some money left over to eat.
UncleHerpie
p.s. remind me to buy toilet paper...
- MOVIE: Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
- PRO-WRESTLER: John Cena
- FOOD: Grilled Cheeseburgers
- BEVERAGE: Asia Plum Green Tea w/Ginseng
- SOCKS: Hanes Grey
- LIZARD: Texas Collared Lizard (this dude eats chicken nuggets, alfredo pasta, and french fries!)
Does anyone, ANYONE...watch professional darts on TV? No? I didn't think so...Why then does Fox Sports Net decide to air Professional Darts instead of leasing out a couple weeks of programming to TNA Wrestling. I know it's no WWE, and they probably never will be, but it was at least an excuse to watch another hour of wrestling a week, and I could see some of the stars that aren't on WWE programming.
A wrestler died in the ring a short while ago, here in MA. I believe it was 4 days ago as of this writing. He was only 22 years old. This is the second time to my knowledge that I have heard about a pro-wrestling death during a match that was not brought on by health problems. The fact that he was 2 1/2 years younger than me...is what is most disturbing. Best wishes go out to his family.
I'll have another addition to the artwork album on the picture page soon. It was the first time I experimented with color. It's of Dr. Doom from Secret Wars #10. One of my favotite covers of all time.
Alright, I'm off to deposit my whopping Unemployment Check, hopefully pay the rent and still have some money left over to eat.
UncleHerpie
p.s. remind me to buy toilet paper...
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