- The day should start at 10:00am, no earlier.
- Bad sex is better than no sex at all.
- Paint tastes like shit.
- If there's dew on the mountain, drink it.
- If you made it this far...I've wasted both your time for making you read this, and mine for writing it to begin with.
Learn it, love it, and I'll see you for breakfast tomorrow! *points to the Dew*
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