Back To Business!!!
I'm gonna kick it old school just for you!
MOVIE: Batman Begins
ACTIVITY: Rafting/Boating
PAINFUL EQUATION: Batting Cage + Loaner bat - Gloves = BLISTERS
TECHNOLOGY: Air Conditioning
ANIME: Armored Trooper Votoms
So, I decided to actually do something this week, and of course, I paid the price for it. Never, I repeat, NEVER...go to the batting cages without your own bat. The bats they have there are instant blister machines. They might be o.k. for a couple rounds IF you have batting gloves. I however, am a moron, and didn't bring any. So, I tore up my thumbs and had to bandage them all up. As a result of this (and my attemt to do other things) I didn't play Halo for about 3 of 4 nights. While that might seem inconsequential...it's actually quite a long time to NOT play Halo. Also, you may wanna be well prepared for the fist pitch out of one of those machines. Andrew decided to be "Capt. Cool-pubes" and attemt the fastball cage. And wouldn't ya know...kerrblam!!!... it somehow managed to blast him in the right leg at 90 mph. "What's greater than that?", you ask...well I'll tell you! The fact that I have it on video is what is greater than that. (It is saved on his computer, I'll link it eventually)
After a couple days of healing, I was once again back in the Halo mix. I even got to play with some of my "rival friends", if that makes any sense... Anyway, before Raw yesterday, I decided to "DO" something else. Andrew and I procured my old 3-person raft, that has served me faithfully for 15 years. We brought it to the gas station because they have an air compressor. Went through a shit-ton of quarters to inflate the damn thing, and then managed to puncture it whilst putting it in the back of his "rape van". 15 years of rafting fun down the drain in one fell swoop. Determined to make something of the day, Andrew decided to go to Walmart and purchase another raft or boat. We found the exact same make of raft, only this time it was the 4 person model!! Hazah! Back to the gas station...and 237 quarters later...we're off like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...well, minus the airplane and the white-water rapids. But you had better believe I was singing the theme song!!!
It went a little something like this:
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dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
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Remarkable, I know...
On other topics...that was a ballsy move on the WWE's part to play Matt Hardy's music during the ridiculous Edge/Lita Wedding. Maybe it was a test to see how big the reaction would be. That way they could gauge whether or not to bring back Matt Hardy. They never should have fired him in the first place. A simple move to Smackdown would have surely sufficed.
Blah Blah Blah, crap and stuff...
-UncleHerpie-
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