For those of you wondering what it's like to actually speak to Adam(Dunbar79)...I have the following for you:
Adam98PC (11:37:00 PM): does halo seriously have variable damage?
UncleHerpie (11:37:06 PM): ahhahaha
Adam98PC (11:37:43 PM): it would certainly explain a lot, but jesus fucking christ...
UncleHerpie (11:37:54 PM): it's not that big of a deal
Adam98PC (11:38:37 PM): I dunno, I know people complain about cheating in halo, but you would think it would be worse in a pc game
Adam98PC (11:38:44 PM): take battlefield for example
UncleHerpie (11:38:51 PM): you don't play enough to know the imbalances
Adam98PC (11:39:04 PM): I have far more bullshit happen to me in halo than battlefield
Adam98PC (11:39:17 PM): I just dont play when you play, I have been playing a bit more lately
UncleHerpie (11:39:29 PM): still not enough
Adam98PC (11:40:02 PM): I have been complaining about the bs in this game since day one, I dont think you need to play that often to run into it
UncleHerpie (11:40:54 PM): yeah, but it's like the difference between night and day now that the update hapened
Adam98PC (11:41:33 PM): when you say update, u mean when they restarted the rankings?
UncleHerpie (11:41:58 PM): yeah, and they had an auto-update to fix bug's n' such
Adam98PC (11:42:38 PM): I've probably played more since the update than I did before it
UncleHerpie (11:42:48 PM): where they changed the balance of certain weapons
UncleHerpie (11:43:14 PM): for instance, I'm no longer completely useless on Midship
Adam98PC (11:43:51 PM): I hate midship
UncleHerpie (11:44:05 PM): as do I, but I hate it far less than I did
UncleHerpie (11:44:12 PM): now I hate Warlock
Adam98PC (11:44:27 PM): I hate midship less now only because I know where to find all the battle rifles
UncleHerpie (11:44:46 PM): how hard was THAT to figure out?!
UncleHerpie (11:45:01 PM): you have a strange issue about where things are
Adam98PC (11:45:11 PM): not very, but you apparantly managed to overestimate the amount of time I play
UncleHerpie (11:45:17 PM): just play the level by yourself, you'll find everything
UncleHerpie (11:45:44 PM): 2 seconds ago I was UNDERestimating how much you play!!! make up your mind!!!
UncleHerpie (11:46:12 PM): it only took me one walkthrough to know where everything was
Adam98PC (11:46:13 PM): I've played more since the update, hence I found the battlerifles and carbines
UncleHerpie (11:46:37 PM): they were there before the update as well
Adam98PC (11:46:46 PM): but I hardly played before
UncleHerpie (11:47:08 PM): you should only have to play through a couple times to know everything
Adam98PC (11:47:34 PM): I never really bothered taking the tour of midship by myself
UncleHerpie (11:47:44 PM): you can ask me any weapon on any mao, and I'll know where to get it
Adam98PC (11:47:58 PM): you cant find everythign in a real match cuz the good weapons are frequently taken
Adam98PC (11:48:10 PM): good for you, some of us have jobs and cant play 20 hours a day
UncleHerpie (11:48:18 PM): well, then you go look for somehting else
UncleHerpie (11:48:29 PM): but you should at least know where they got the weapons from
UncleHerpie (11:48:44 PM): I play probably 3 hours on a good day
UncleHerpie (11:49:01 PM): and I don't play anywhere close to everyday
UncleHerpie (11:49:23 PM): but I knew where everything was, way back in Nov. when I bought the game
Adam98PC (11:49:51 PM): I'll repeat, some of us have jobs and dont have time to dick around in halo maps finding shit
Adam98PC (11:50:07 PM): I'm guessing you played a lot more then than you do now
UncleHerpie (11:50:09 PM): you have no excuse
UncleHerpie (11:50:23 PM): maybe a little
UncleHerpie (11:51:02 PM): and ther eare plenty of people who have jobs, that still play halo, AND know where the weapons are
UncleHerpie (11:51:20 PM): you must just be too slow to get to them in time
UncleHerpie (11:51:45 PM): it's not like they are hidden
Adam98PC (11:52:01 PM): I also have other shit to do with what little spare time I have than play video games
UncleHerpie (11:52:09 PM): that's not the point
UncleHerpie (11:52:21 PM): there are plenty of other things I do with my day
UncleHerpie (11:52:30 PM): and I DID have a job when this game came out
Adam98PC (11:55:08 PM): you manage to sqeeze it in
Adam98PC (11:55:16 PM): you cant argue that you play far more than I do
UncleHerpie (11:55:23 PM): I'm not trying to
UncleHerpie (11:55:40 PM): all I'm saying is that you SHOULD know where the weapons are
Adam98PC (11:56:31 PM): and I'm saying that I didnt necessarily know where all the weapons were/are because I dont play the game as much
UncleHerpie (11:57:05 PM): with how much you HAVE played, you SHOULD know
Adam98PC (11:57:53 PM): depends on what I'm doing when I'm playing...I am typically actually playing, not dicking around learning weapon locations
UncleHerpie (11:57:58 PM): you have 850 logged games
Adam98PC (11:58:16 PM): I just checked and it had me at 171
UncleHerpie (11:58:25 PM): that is AFTER the update
UncleHerpie (11:58:45 PM): you have 34 pages, each with 25 games
UncleHerpie (11:58:58 PM): minus a couple on the last page
Adam98PC (11:59:21 PM): ok, now how many do you have total?
Adam98PC (11:59:28 PM): nevermind that
Adam98PC (11:59:44 PM): point being, when I play, I am actually playing, not running around a level by myself
UncleHerpie (11:59:45 PM): more than 850
Adam98PC (11:59:51 PM): and especially not running around midship
Adam98PC (12:00:09 AM): which brings us back to the problem of weapons frequently being taken when you are actually playing
UncleHerpie (12:00:15 AM): you don't HAVE to be running around, that was merely a suggestion as to HOW to find things
Adam98PC (12:00:27 AM): and it makes it rather difficult to learn weapon locations when the weapon isnt actually there, doesnt it?
UncleHerpie (12:00:48 AM): it can't possibly be taken every single time you play
UncleHerpie (12:00:58 AM): depending on where you spawn
UncleHerpie (12:01:08 AM): just commit them one by one to memory
Adam98PC (12:01:47 AM): the problem was largely midship
UncleHerpie (12:01:51 AM): and for the record, I have 2850 games
Adam98PC (12:02:24 AM): and of course, the sniper rifle on containment
Adam98PC (12:02:27 AM): which is a new map
Adam98PC (12:02:34 AM): that I never play
UncleHerpie (12:02:37 AM): and I knew it on day 1
Adam98PC (12:02:47 AM): because I get lagged out of it every time it comes up
UncleHerpie (12:02:50 AM): you were there on day 1, while we were exploring it
Adam98PC (12:03:11 AM): no I wasnt
UncleHerpie (12:03:14 AM): it's user error on this particular instance I'm afraid
UncleHerpie (12:03:20 AM): yes you were
UncleHerpie (12:03:24 AM): I remember it
Adam98PC (12:03:34 AM): I was going to bed at a reasonable hour while you were waiting in line like a tool to get the game at midnight
UncleHerpie (12:03:42 AM): no, you fuck
Adam98PC (12:03:44 AM): and the following day I was at work while you were playing
UncleHerpie (12:03:49 AM): I'm talking about Containment
Adam98PC (12:04:05 AM): I downloaded those maps and didnt touch them for almost a week
UncleHerpie (12:04:25 AM): you were on the map when you down;oaded it, and I was there
UncleHerpie (12:05:11 AM): and the ammount of time you've spent arguing with me about it, you could have walked around each level and found everything
UncleHerpie (12:05:28 AM): or I could have told you where things are
UncleHerpie (12:05:40 AM): or even shown you, as I am logged in right now
UncleHerpie (12:05:46 AM): althoguh not playing
Adam98PC (12:06:22 AM): but I didnt plan on arguing, I just mentioned that I hate midship slightly less than I used to and you had to be a cocksucker
UncleHerpie (12:06:29 AM): hahaha
Adam98PC (12:07:00 AM): so congrats on knowing all the weapon locations in halo faster than I did evan, whatever it takes to make you feel better about yourself
UncleHerpie (12:07:20 AM): whatever you say...slow-ass
Adam98PC (12:07:47 AM): harrass bungie for it, I bet they have variable walking speeds as well
Adam98PC (12:07:49 AM): motherfuckers
UncleHerpie (12:10:24 AM): good lord
Monday, July 04, 2005
Hacker's PM Transcript
Check out this little bitch. His name is Woodie47, and he was brought to my attention on the Bungie.net forums. If you review his game data, you will find countless "unreliable stats" As he is a notorious hacker. Without going into detail as to how much a piece of shit he actually is...I compiled the following transcript of or little "discussions." It is astounding, the mindset of these little bastards. Somehow, these freshly pubed little boys find it entertaining to simply muck with other people, rather than play and enjoy the game for what it is. FUN.
Bitch-boys text will appear in RED.
UncleHerpie:
< sarcasm > Wow! You must be awesome! I mean to have ALL those people quit out in ALL those games, that's quite a feat That must have really been tons of fun... < /sarcasm >
cheater.
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Woodie47:
< sarcasm >Your really really good and guess what i bet you could beat me< sarcasm >
screw youself.
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Check your grammar...OH! and you forgot to close your < sarcasm > tag. There are plenty of websites with simple html protocol. You may want to check them out!
hacker.
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You know your a -blam!- -blam!-, right! You have no life becasue you want to get good at a VIDEO GAME! Get a life! And don't correct me -blam!-.
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It isn't a matter of being good or not...it's a matter of NOT CHEATING. You are the one who needed to get to a 45 in Team Slayer. And how did you do this? By making other people's gaming experiences miserable, that's how.
For the record, I'll correct who(m)ever I damned well please.
fraud.
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Hey, -blam!-!
I could give a rats ass about you being good at halo, and MAYBE being better than me, which I highly dought, becasue you know when it all comes down to it, it's all a matter of how far I can shove my foot up you ass!
Oh, and another thing you might want to get your facts straight and maybe even do a little researching before you want to try and tell someone off, OK!
If you actaully want to get good at a video game which will prove absoluty nothing in life, then go right a head, and I hope you have a jolly good time doing it.
And for the record, you will NOT correct who(m)ever you damned well please, BITCH!
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Ha ha ha...you are just BEGGING for corrections on THAT one....but I'll let them be. I never claimed to be a great player, I merely claimed that you were a hacker. Feel free to prove me wrong.
My life goals don't include becoming great at a video game, but I would like to enjoy my time while playing them. Unfortunately, people like you are running rampant on xbox live, making it difficult to do so. Perhaps you should stick to split-screen games. That way you could cheat to your heart's content. And there's always Dance Dance Revolution...you could show off your incredible skills at the arcade, for everyone to see!
As much as I love winning these little arguments of ours...if it's all the same to you, I'd like to make this the last of our "conversations". As, I have wasted enough of my time just to tell you that you are a:
sham.
p.s. consider yourself corrected.
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P.S. You need to get a life KID!!!!!!
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Whatever you say....junior.
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Thank you for -blam!-IN OFF!!!
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No prob. Bob...*cough*littlehackingbitch*cough*
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Thank You.
Also, Congradulations on having NO LIFE!!!!!
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The word is "Congratulations"
-blam!- corrected.
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asshole.
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hahahahaha!
Well, there you have it folks... I believe I can rest my case on this one.
Bitch-boys text will appear in RED.
UncleHerpie:
< sarcasm > Wow! You must be awesome! I mean to have ALL those people quit out in ALL those games, that's quite a feat That must have really been tons of fun... < /sarcasm >
cheater.
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Woodie47:
< sarcasm >Your really really good and guess what i bet you could beat me< sarcasm >
screw youself.
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Check your grammar...OH! and you forgot to close your < sarcasm > tag. There are plenty of websites with simple html protocol. You may want to check them out!
hacker.
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You know your a -blam!- -blam!-, right! You have no life becasue you want to get good at a VIDEO GAME! Get a life! And don't correct me -blam!-.
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It isn't a matter of being good or not...it's a matter of NOT CHEATING. You are the one who needed to get to a 45 in Team Slayer. And how did you do this? By making other people's gaming experiences miserable, that's how.
For the record, I'll correct who(m)ever I damned well please.
fraud.
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Hey, -blam!-!
I could give a rats ass about you being good at halo, and MAYBE being better than me, which I highly dought, becasue you know when it all comes down to it, it's all a matter of how far I can shove my foot up you ass!
Oh, and another thing you might want to get your facts straight and maybe even do a little researching before you want to try and tell someone off, OK!
If you actaully want to get good at a video game which will prove absoluty nothing in life, then go right a head, and I hope you have a jolly good time doing it.
And for the record, you will NOT correct who(m)ever you damned well please, BITCH!
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Ha ha ha...you are just BEGGING for corrections on THAT one....but I'll let them be. I never claimed to be a great player, I merely claimed that you were a hacker. Feel free to prove me wrong.
My life goals don't include becoming great at a video game, but I would like to enjoy my time while playing them. Unfortunately, people like you are running rampant on xbox live, making it difficult to do so. Perhaps you should stick to split-screen games. That way you could cheat to your heart's content. And there's always Dance Dance Revolution...you could show off your incredible skills at the arcade, for everyone to see!
As much as I love winning these little arguments of ours...if it's all the same to you, I'd like to make this the last of our "conversations". As, I have wasted enough of my time just to tell you that you are a:
sham.
p.s. consider yourself corrected.
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P.S. You need to get a life KID!!!!!!
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Whatever you say....junior.
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Thank you for -blam!-IN OFF!!!
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No prob. Bob...*cough*littlehackingbitch*cough*
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Thank You.
Also, Congradulations on having NO LIFE!!!!!
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The word is "Congratulations"
-blam!- corrected.
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asshole.
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hahahahaha!
Well, there you have it folks... I believe I can rest my case on this one.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
...Of The Week
Here I go again on my owwwwwnnnnnn...goin' down the only road I've ever knowwwwwnnnn....Like a drifter I was booooooooorn to walk alooooooooooonnnnne....singin' here I go again.....
MOVIE: War of the Worlds - we gave those alien motherfuckers the pinkeye...bitch!
ANIME: Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu - man, it was off the wall hysterical this week
BOOK: The Road to Underfall by Mike Jefferies - starts of kinda slow, but it's getting better.
MUSIC: Michael Duff - former lead singer of the band ChalkfarM
FOOD: Chork Pops - otherwise known as Pork Chops
Well, Andrew decided to take a whole other route with his fish tank, one which I fully endorse. He's packin' that bad mammajamma of a 180gal. aquarium with a dozen...you heard that right...A DOZEN Cyphotilapia Frontosa! I know you're all just as excited as I am...because you're pathetic and fish have become your life. But let's keep the intense outpouring of joy and happiness to a dull roar...it's 2:12 in the morning, and you might wake somebody up. Another benefit of him switching gears in the fish Dept. is that I, as usual, reap the benefits of his impulse decisions. I got some of my good ol' boys to come back home, along with some new additions to the Herpie-Homestead. Sounds great right? Well, unfortunately this is ME we are talking about, and things NEVER go my way. Let me iterate as to WHY this particular situation isn't so squeaky clean with soft and plumpy goodness. To begin with, I gave my big-boy Frontosa to Andrew to put in his tank of bad-asses. Here's the hitch...mine was such a badass, that it beat the living crap out of the nice-ass Frontosa that he already had in the tank. Everything seemed o.k. however, when the other Fronts went in the tank, as he had to dither up his agression. He also probably realized that he doesn't run the show. THAT, my friends is because Bubba Ho-Tep(that one's for you Todd...), a gigantic-ass mongoloid of a beastly looking Frontosa with a humongous lump on his head, obviously runs the show. Anyway, while we are dropping the fish off at MY house, I mistakenly drop a small Lamprologus Lelupi into my baby tank...where THEY proceed to kick the ever-loving ba-jeezus out of him. Thankfully, that situation settled down, and there has yet to be anymore agression. Overall, you'd think I made out for the day...but I didn't. Before I explain why, let me veer off for a sec, and let me tell you this:
My friend Eric is up from Texas, and he is hanging out with Adam. I call them up, and we decide to all go to see WAR OF THE WORLDS. Which is quite a feat, considering it's NOT a digital showing. I won't go into how Adam is the most opinoinatedly stubborn person on the face of this planet...or whatever planet those alien bastrads came from, and how basically getting him to do ANYTHING is a painstakingly brutal chore...no, I won't go into that. But, we arrived in good time, and for ONCE...got good seats. They didn't move the curtains back out all the way, so the movie looked a tad small on the big-ass screen, but by the middle of the movie, I had forgotten all about that. I won't ruin the movie, but suffice it to say, I thought it was pretty damn good. Adam....well....Adam is Adam, and I'm afraid there's nothing to be done about that. I'm not exactly sure what he was looking for in the movie...but apparently he didn't get it. Therefore, there is one clear answer for him..."Fucker." I had one of those giant buckets o' Mountain Dew, and had to piss like a Russian Race Horse about 3/4 of the way through the movie. I held it like any true man would, and then high-tailed it to the little boys room as soon as the credits began to roll. All in all, I'd say it was a pleasant experience, especially because Eric paid for the whole damn thing. BONUS!
O.k., now that that is done with..I'll go back to why the whole fish thing didn't work out. I arrived back home and decided to check on the fish situation...everyting looked fine. I gave all the freshwater fish a little food before "lights out" and went to go check on the Saltines. Immediately I notice that I'm a fish short, at least in view. I check on the floor around the tank to make sure I didn't have a "jumper", he wasn't anywhere to be found. So I begin looking IN the tank to see where he may have gone too and I notice that there is a hole in the net that I was segregating my appropriately named clown fish "Spot." So I began the inevitable moving and turning the rocks to see if he is hiding in them or any of the small caves that are formed between and inside them. And wouldn't cha know it, I found him!!....
...BEING DEVOURED BY MY CRAB!
So goes the neverending "shit-end-of-the-stickosity" that is my life. There is only one thing left to say.
Fuck you Crabab.
MOVIE: War of the Worlds - we gave those alien motherfuckers the pinkeye...bitch!
ANIME: Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu - man, it was off the wall hysterical this week
BOOK: The Road to Underfall by Mike Jefferies - starts of kinda slow, but it's getting better.
MUSIC: Michael Duff - former lead singer of the band ChalkfarM
FOOD: Chork Pops - otherwise known as Pork Chops
Well, Andrew decided to take a whole other route with his fish tank, one which I fully endorse. He's packin' that bad mammajamma of a 180gal. aquarium with a dozen...you heard that right...A DOZEN Cyphotilapia Frontosa! I know you're all just as excited as I am...because you're pathetic and fish have become your life. But let's keep the intense outpouring of joy and happiness to a dull roar...it's 2:12 in the morning, and you might wake somebody up. Another benefit of him switching gears in the fish Dept. is that I, as usual, reap the benefits of his impulse decisions. I got some of my good ol' boys to come back home, along with some new additions to the Herpie-Homestead. Sounds great right? Well, unfortunately this is ME we are talking about, and things NEVER go my way. Let me iterate as to WHY this particular situation isn't so squeaky clean with soft and plumpy goodness. To begin with, I gave my big-boy Frontosa to Andrew to put in his tank of bad-asses. Here's the hitch...mine was such a badass, that it beat the living crap out of the nice-ass Frontosa that he already had in the tank. Everything seemed o.k. however, when the other Fronts went in the tank, as he had to dither up his agression. He also probably realized that he doesn't run the show. THAT, my friends is because Bubba Ho-Tep(that one's for you Todd...), a gigantic-ass mongoloid of a beastly looking Frontosa with a humongous lump on his head, obviously runs the show. Anyway, while we are dropping the fish off at MY house, I mistakenly drop a small Lamprologus Lelupi into my baby tank...where THEY proceed to kick the ever-loving ba-jeezus out of him. Thankfully, that situation settled down, and there has yet to be anymore agression. Overall, you'd think I made out for the day...but I didn't. Before I explain why, let me veer off for a sec, and let me tell you this:
My friend Eric is up from Texas, and he is hanging out with Adam. I call them up, and we decide to all go to see WAR OF THE WORLDS. Which is quite a feat, considering it's NOT a digital showing. I won't go into how Adam is the most opinoinatedly stubborn person on the face of this planet...or whatever planet those alien bastrads came from, and how basically getting him to do ANYTHING is a painstakingly brutal chore...no, I won't go into that. But, we arrived in good time, and for ONCE...got good seats. They didn't move the curtains back out all the way, so the movie looked a tad small on the big-ass screen, but by the middle of the movie, I had forgotten all about that. I won't ruin the movie, but suffice it to say, I thought it was pretty damn good. Adam....well....Adam is Adam, and I'm afraid there's nothing to be done about that. I'm not exactly sure what he was looking for in the movie...but apparently he didn't get it. Therefore, there is one clear answer for him..."Fucker." I had one of those giant buckets o' Mountain Dew, and had to piss like a Russian Race Horse about 3/4 of the way through the movie. I held it like any true man would, and then high-tailed it to the little boys room as soon as the credits began to roll. All in all, I'd say it was a pleasant experience, especially because Eric paid for the whole damn thing. BONUS!
O.k., now that that is done with..I'll go back to why the whole fish thing didn't work out. I arrived back home and decided to check on the fish situation...everyting looked fine. I gave all the freshwater fish a little food before "lights out" and went to go check on the Saltines. Immediately I notice that I'm a fish short, at least in view. I check on the floor around the tank to make sure I didn't have a "jumper", he wasn't anywhere to be found. So I begin looking IN the tank to see where he may have gone too and I notice that there is a hole in the net that I was segregating my appropriately named clown fish "Spot." So I began the inevitable moving and turning the rocks to see if he is hiding in them or any of the small caves that are formed between and inside them. And wouldn't cha know it, I found him!!....
...BEING DEVOURED BY MY CRAB!
So goes the neverending "shit-end-of-the-stickosity" that is my life. There is only one thing left to say.
Fuck you Crabab.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
New Layout
The Main Page will now only have a total of 15 posts, that should cut down the loading time for you "less than cable" interneters.
You'll also notice the traffic counter at the bottom of the sidebar. It is supposed to track unique visits, but it seems to be tallying them all up. Whatever, it just makes me look more popular.
Sidenote:
Nick's post looked a little drab, so I took the liberty of adding some pictures to illustrate what I though his points might be. Let me know if I was way off base.
hehehehehe
You'll also notice the traffic counter at the bottom of the sidebar. It is supposed to track unique visits, but it seems to be tallying them all up. Whatever, it just makes me look more popular.
Sidenote:
Nick's post looked a little drab, so I took the liberty of adding some pictures to illustrate what I though his points might be. Let me know if I was way off base.
hehehehehe
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Before we move on...
This is great! I think Nick should start a blog called "Everyone Hates Nick". I'll be the first one to post. That being said, in an effort to divvy up the hatred, I'm going to give you an honest rip on everyone who visits this blog. NO pictures, NO graphs, just straight up roasting. Better baste yourselves thoroughly for this one...
Andrew/Andrewsky/Edible Mustache:
What can I say? He is simply the most screwed up person I know. He has more nuances than a Picasso painting. His lack of focus and overall frame of mind are so utterly frustrating that it is beyond words. He will drop you at the top of a hat, to go hang out with girls in the hopes of getting laid. He plays with fire more than anyone I have ever heard of. He is a supreme spend-a-holic in the first degree, and has more collections then a serial killer.
Nick/Last Shenanigan/Asshole:
You are a self-professed dick. You tend to be a clinger. You dress terribly. You value video games waaaaay to much. You have the worst diet of anyone I know. You can read any of the 336 thoughts on you on this blog to find other ways in which you are perceived. Contrary to what you believe, you are NOT more bearable than I or any one of the people in here. You lack a certain level of common sense as to how to conduct yourself. It DOES effect people that aren't as blase' as I am. Especially when you continue to make jack-ass comments during a movie. For Christ's sake, eat at home BEFORE you go somewhere, so as not to impose yourself on others.
John/Big Daddy Spears:
You need to take care of yourself more, for god's sake you struggle just getting up off my couch. The cigarettes tend to outweigh the cologne, but at least you have the decency to wear it. On that topic, please for the love of god, keep your shoes on in other people's presence. It smells like if a frito had sex with a rotting lump of gouda cheese. For awhile you were the most unmotivated person I knew, but you finally came out of it and have maintained the longest job you've ever had. You tend to exaggerate many of the stories from your/our past...even if it does make the story a little more interesting...
Affie(Aphrodites):
*cracks knuckles* You said it yourself....oblivious. Not that I can blame you, as you are "just another victim", but you don't HAVE to be so much like Andrew. Even I started going down the path to the darkside for awhile. Just know that you have him wrapped around YOUR finger almost as he has you wrapped up around his...er....finger.
Your sad devotion to fashion is kinda creepy. You do not need to get dressed to go hang out on someones couch. You wear too much makeup, even though people have repeatedly told you that you look better without it. You are too easily bent out of shape, and people(including me) have used that to their advantage. Also, you inferr too much in casual comments and conversation, often thinking that they are negative comments directed towards you.
Big Sista/Minerva/Anonymous:
You take things too seroiusly, anything that Nick or I say online in any form can be taken lightly. I don't know you well enough to comment on anything more.
Dian:
Where do I begin?! No, really...where do I begin? You are far to down on yourself. You have some self esteem issues that may need to be worked out. Just go ahead and develop a god complex like Nick and myself.
Mel(no, not that Mel...):
You love everything I do...and for that...I have nothing negative to say, as you have made the right choice.
Joe (Reaper):
Again, I don't know you well enough to comment much. So, other than the fact that you are a clan-hopping whore...I have nothing to say. I am looking forward to our first real argument.
Al:
You sit too much on the sidelines. You need to actively participate in more arguments, so people know where you stand. Also, take it easy on the school thing, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer. Pfffpptt...motivation...
Karissa:
You whine too much. Your displays of public affection with Nick are more disturbing than anything. Noone wants to view Nick in that manner...noone. From what I can gather, you don't have all that many female friends...perhaps you should make more of an effort to find some. Then you won't be subject to our "sword fights" as you put it. Everywhere Nick goes, you don't have to go...sometimes is really just IS a guy thing. You should also have some training wheels, as you tend to be a tad clumsy on your feet(alcohol?)
and finally...
Evan/UncleHerpie:
Your god complex knows no bounds. You are perhaps the most subtley stubborn person I know. You lack of caring tends to annoy other people, for a myriad of different reasons. You don't value your outward appearance as you should...with your free t-shirts, unshaven face, and overworn hats. Your lack of motivation has grown to new levels, as you have been unemployed for about 6 months just waiting for something to fall into your lap. You are broke as shit, and have let that sad fact dictate your way of life for far too long. You don't live up to your potential, by utilizing your skills and intelligence in a multitude of different aspects. You are a messy person by nature, mostly because of the fact that you are a procrastinator. "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Your girlfriend left you for a guy named "Potatohead". At the same time, you lost your job...which really...just adds to the comedy of your life. You have the worst luck of anyone I've ever seen. If there is a shit end of the stick, you had better believe you are going to get it. How many OTHER people do you know that have gotten a ski in their ass? Fucker.
Well, there you have it folks...suck it.
suck it hard.
-UncleHerpie-
p.s. Todd, I omitted you on purpose.
Andrew/Andrewsky/Edible Mustache:
What can I say? He is simply the most screwed up person I know. He has more nuances than a Picasso painting. His lack of focus and overall frame of mind are so utterly frustrating that it is beyond words. He will drop you at the top of a hat, to go hang out with girls in the hopes of getting laid. He plays with fire more than anyone I have ever heard of. He is a supreme spend-a-holic in the first degree, and has more collections then a serial killer.
Nick/Last Shenanigan/Asshole:
You are a self-professed dick. You tend to be a clinger. You dress terribly. You value video games waaaaay to much. You have the worst diet of anyone I know. You can read any of the 336 thoughts on you on this blog to find other ways in which you are perceived. Contrary to what you believe, you are NOT more bearable than I or any one of the people in here. You lack a certain level of common sense as to how to conduct yourself. It DOES effect people that aren't as blase' as I am. Especially when you continue to make jack-ass comments during a movie. For Christ's sake, eat at home BEFORE you go somewhere, so as not to impose yourself on others.
John/Big Daddy Spears:
You need to take care of yourself more, for god's sake you struggle just getting up off my couch. The cigarettes tend to outweigh the cologne, but at least you have the decency to wear it. On that topic, please for the love of god, keep your shoes on in other people's presence. It smells like if a frito had sex with a rotting lump of gouda cheese. For awhile you were the most unmotivated person I knew, but you finally came out of it and have maintained the longest job you've ever had. You tend to exaggerate many of the stories from your/our past...even if it does make the story a little more interesting...
Affie(Aphrodites):
*cracks knuckles* You said it yourself....oblivious. Not that I can blame you, as you are "just another victim", but you don't HAVE to be so much like Andrew. Even I started going down the path to the darkside for awhile. Just know that you have him wrapped around YOUR finger almost as he has you wrapped up around his...er....finger.
Your sad devotion to fashion is kinda creepy. You do not need to get dressed to go hang out on someones couch. You wear too much makeup, even though people have repeatedly told you that you look better without it. You are too easily bent out of shape, and people(including me) have used that to their advantage. Also, you inferr too much in casual comments and conversation, often thinking that they are negative comments directed towards you.
Big Sista/Minerva/Anonymous:
You take things too seroiusly, anything that Nick or I say online in any form can be taken lightly. I don't know you well enough to comment on anything more.
Dian:
Where do I begin?! No, really...where do I begin? You are far to down on yourself. You have some self esteem issues that may need to be worked out. Just go ahead and develop a god complex like Nick and myself.
Mel(no, not that Mel...):
You love everything I do...and for that...I have nothing negative to say, as you have made the right choice.
Joe (Reaper):
Again, I don't know you well enough to comment much. So, other than the fact that you are a clan-hopping whore...I have nothing to say. I am looking forward to our first real argument.
Al:
You sit too much on the sidelines. You need to actively participate in more arguments, so people know where you stand. Also, take it easy on the school thing, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer. Pfffpptt...motivation...
Karissa:
You whine too much. Your displays of public affection with Nick are more disturbing than anything. Noone wants to view Nick in that manner...noone. From what I can gather, you don't have all that many female friends...perhaps you should make more of an effort to find some. Then you won't be subject to our "sword fights" as you put it. Everywhere Nick goes, you don't have to go...sometimes is really just IS a guy thing. You should also have some training wheels, as you tend to be a tad clumsy on your feet(alcohol?)
and finally...
Evan/UncleHerpie:
Your god complex knows no bounds. You are perhaps the most subtley stubborn person I know. You lack of caring tends to annoy other people, for a myriad of different reasons. You don't value your outward appearance as you should...with your free t-shirts, unshaven face, and overworn hats. Your lack of motivation has grown to new levels, as you have been unemployed for about 6 months just waiting for something to fall into your lap. You are broke as shit, and have let that sad fact dictate your way of life for far too long. You don't live up to your potential, by utilizing your skills and intelligence in a multitude of different aspects. You are a messy person by nature, mostly because of the fact that you are a procrastinator. "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Your girlfriend left you for a guy named "Potatohead". At the same time, you lost your job...which really...just adds to the comedy of your life. You have the worst luck of anyone I've ever seen. If there is a shit end of the stick, you had better believe you are going to get it. How many OTHER people do you know that have gotten a ski in their ass? Fucker.
Well, there you have it folks...suck it.
suck it hard.
-UncleHerpie-
p.s. Todd, I omitted you on purpose.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
On a Lighter Topic...
It seems that inaddition to having the strep throat like symptoms, I have also come down with a case of Conjunctivitis or "pinkeye". 
Which basically tells me that I have a virus of some sort.
If I could jet get the results of my overpriced throat culture, I could maybe get some antibiotics to help me fight off this crap and get back to dominating bitches in Double Team.
I think Nick and I have lost 2 or 3 doubleteam matches total. The majority of the time, we wind up absolutely decimating our opponents. With scores like:
30-2
30-4
30-5
30-6
and so on... They don't even stand a chance. I think a good portion of the kills they do get are either betrayals or suicides on OUR part!!
I can friggin' wait for te new map pack...Terminal looks awesome. Backwash seems like it will be "eerie fun"...Even Elongation looks pretty sweet!
If only we could get rid of the fucking cheaters. Well, I'm off to hide the trail of soft oriental pubic hair that leads to my freezer.
Which basically tells me that I have a virus of some sort. If I could jet get the results of my overpriced throat culture, I could maybe get some antibiotics to help me fight off this crap and get back to dominating bitches in Double Team.
I think Nick and I have lost 2 or 3 doubleteam matches total. The majority of the time, we wind up absolutely decimating our opponents. With scores like:
30-2
30-4
30-5
30-6
and so on... They don't even stand a chance. I think a good portion of the kills they do get are either betrayals or suicides on OUR part!!
I can friggin' wait for te new map pack...Terminal looks awesome. Backwash seems like it will be "eerie fun"...Even Elongation looks pretty sweet!
If only we could get rid of the fucking cheaters. Well, I'm off to hide the trail of soft oriental pubic hair that leads to my freezer.
Ahh, please allow me to rebutt...hehehe
- I allowed you to post here, as it will undoubtedly add a little spice to the blog. For the record, you will NEVER be as cool as me...in sunglasses...in leg warmers...in a kilt...or even in the nude...
- It is quite true about the oral sex...although I'm not so sure why NOT getting it from a man would be a detractory situation, and one that justifies getting ribbed. I guess all those "Nick n' Todd" jokes were not so unfounded afterall...
- Well, it was you guys who bought me the following items:
So, really, who are the sickos?
- If the state is willing to compensate me for losing my "Full-Time Management Position", who am I to complain?
- Yes, my girlfriend did leave me on my birthday, while I was out of town, after months of not paying the rent, and getting herself a new car and computer with the money she was secretly saving up. Is that really a knock on me, or a knock on her character. Not to mention, as you referenced, I DID get to punch her in the face. While it may have been accidental, secretly, it's probably the coolest thing I've ever done...
- I, myself do not smell...as I regularly shower with various shampoos and body washes. On the rare occasion that I do shave(now that I am not working), I even have this nifty smelling aftershave lotion. Now, if you are referring to the Brazillian Pizza that was on my breath during Blade: Trinity....then oh yeah...that was pretty pungent. It was however, another of the cool things I do.
- In Halo, I think we can all agree that my defensive role is pretty necessary on the maps that require it. Let's see what happens when I go on offense on those maps...Not to mention, my video games skills have nothing to do with my character or any advice I may give on relationships...that, my friend, is where we differ...greatly.
- Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him? I do watch quite a few Anime shows, but that is only because they are available to me, as I pay my own bills, in my own apartment, on my own tv..etc...you get the picture. You, on the other hand...have to watch these anime programs AT my house, and get irritated when I continue a series without you.
- My BEST friends are as follows:
Andrew
Matt
John
These are the people I can rely on(for the most part), and in turn can rely on me. Frequency doesn't dictate the quality of friendship. Matt lives in V.A., and I would still rely on him over most other people.
- Nick, I really don't think you want to get into a discussion about white trash...but let me know if you do, I'll be glad to share my thoughts on the matter. My wardrobe consists of mostly jeans and t-shirts. While they might be somewhat drab, they are CLEAN and UNWRINKLED. I also wear matching socks and a hat, and I have a decent array of footwear. You have probably 6 shirts, a pair of jeans, a few pairs of khakis, a pony-tail, and one pair of shoes. Do you even own a suit?
- Intelligence, spelling, grammar...all of these are good qualities. I wonder if these are the reasons that YOU hang out with ME, and not the other way around?
- I don't know if that would be my best description of sex, but it's pretty accurate...moist...warm and moist...
- I'm not really sure where you were going with the whole "old people" thing...
- It wasn't my popularity on adultswim.com that made me cool, it was the quality of my posts, my quick wit, and my ability to make people look utterly stupid. I have since taken these miraculous skills to the Bungie.net message boards on our forum, as everyone has noticed.
- It's true... I did drive that car, but not when it was covered in that poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect graffiti. "Come on my face" "I gay am porn" What does that even mean...the people who wrote that must have been complete morons....oh...wait....that...that was you...I rest my case.
- I do have a French heritage, along with Irish and German as well. I can deal with that. You are the one that looks like a "French Artist/Street Vendor"
- My ability to entertain is a matter of opinion. Opinions I'd like to hear. So leave some comments on this and any other posts made around here. Positive or negative, I'm always in the mood for an argument.
Uncle-to the mother f'ing-Herpie
p.s. The Film is called "...a series of unfortunate events"
Sunday, June 26, 2005
UncleHerpie got flow?
Yo. I got mad skillz. I'm the new "First Lady of Ruff Ryders" beleedat.
Here's a link to my street cred.
Feel me flow
Here's a link to my street cred.
Feel me flow
Saturday, June 25, 2005
...Of The Week (mildly belated)
1, 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE MOTHERFUCKER!
MOVIE(s): Indiana Jones Trilogy
ALBUM: Ra - Duality It's badass AND melodic!
WRESTLER: Matt Hardy, even though he isn't wrestling...
DISAPOINTMENT: Going to the doctor's without medical insurance just to have them tell you what you already know...fuckers.
SPORTS FIGURE: "Big Papi" David Ortiz
I have some Strep Throat symptoms accompanied by a cough and nasal congestion. I also had a headache yesterday, so I didn't feel up to updating the blog. And since there is a total of about 6 people who could possibly be hanging on every word I type...I didn't think it would matter that much.
I had to top off my fish tanks with cold water today, because it's 114 degrees outside and the ambient temperature is raising all the temperatures in my tanks, which is dangerous to the fish. I lost one of my badass mammajammas during the last heat wave. I was pissed about that, so I hope they make it through this time.
The Red Sox are back in first place where they rightfully belong. Hopefully the Oriols and the Yanks will continue to suck it up over the next few weeks, and solidify the Sox's standings in the AL.
In addition to The Getbackers, "Full Metal Panic?" and "Full Metal Panic? fumoffu" have been pretty sweet lately. Good balance of action and comedy, like most of the truly great anime series. Here is a list of the Anime I'm currently watching:
Full Metal Panic?
Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU
Getbackers
Maburaho
Nadia: Secret of Blue Water
Narutaru
Pretear
Madlax
Mezzo
Armored Trooper Votoms
DNA²
Himiko-den: The Legend of Himiko
Patlabor TV series
Najicaa Blitz Tactics
Divergence Eve
E's Otherwise
Aquarian Age
Noir
Maze TV Series
Arjuna
Abenobashi
AzuManga Daioh
Magical Play
Black Jack
Gantz
Cromartie High School
Gall Force
Harlock Saga
Geobreeders 1&2
Cyber City Oedo
Shamanic Princess
Holy shit-skins! I didn't realize how long the list was until I started compiling it...that's friggin crazy!
ah screw it...I was gonna put some pics up, but I don't really want to, so go search them for yourself if you feel the need. I'm going back to the couch.
suckumm zee ballz!
MOVIE(s): Indiana Jones Trilogy
ALBUM: Ra - Duality It's badass AND melodic!
WRESTLER: Matt Hardy, even though he isn't wrestling...
DISAPOINTMENT: Going to the doctor's without medical insurance just to have them tell you what you already know...fuckers.
SPORTS FIGURE: "Big Papi" David Ortiz
I have some Strep Throat symptoms accompanied by a cough and nasal congestion. I also had a headache yesterday, so I didn't feel up to updating the blog. And since there is a total of about 6 people who could possibly be hanging on every word I type...I didn't think it would matter that much.
I had to top off my fish tanks with cold water today, because it's 114 degrees outside and the ambient temperature is raising all the temperatures in my tanks, which is dangerous to the fish. I lost one of my badass mammajammas during the last heat wave. I was pissed about that, so I hope they make it through this time.
The Red Sox are back in first place where they rightfully belong. Hopefully the Oriols and the Yanks will continue to suck it up over the next few weeks, and solidify the Sox's standings in the AL.
In addition to The Getbackers, "Full Metal Panic?" and "Full Metal Panic? fumoffu" have been pretty sweet lately. Good balance of action and comedy, like most of the truly great anime series. Here is a list of the Anime I'm currently watching:
Full Metal Panic?
Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU
Getbackers
Maburaho
Nadia: Secret of Blue Water
Narutaru
Pretear
Madlax
Mezzo
Armored Trooper Votoms
DNA²
Himiko-den: The Legend of Himiko
Patlabor TV series
Najicaa Blitz Tactics
Divergence Eve
E's Otherwise
Aquarian Age
Noir
Maze TV Series
Arjuna
Abenobashi
AzuManga Daioh
Magical Play
Black Jack
Gantz
Cromartie High School
Gall Force
Harlock Saga
Geobreeders 1&2
Cyber City Oedo
Shamanic Princess
Holy shit-skins! I didn't realize how long the list was until I started compiling it...that's friggin crazy!
ah screw it...I was gonna put some pics up, but I don't really want to, so go search them for yourself if you feel the need. I'm going back to the couch.
suckumm zee ballz!
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
...Of The Week (belated)
Dating advice from Nick...what a sad tapestry we weave...
Back To Business!!!
I'm gonna kick it old school just for you!
MOVIE: Batman Begins
ACTIVITY: Rafting/Boating
PAINFUL EQUATION: Batting Cage + Loaner bat - Gloves = BLISTERS
TECHNOLOGY: Air Conditioning
ANIME: Armored Trooper Votoms
So, I decided to actually do something this week, and of course, I paid the price for it. Never, I repeat, NEVER...go to the batting cages without your own bat. The bats they have there are instant blister machines. They might be o.k. for a couple rounds IF you have batting gloves. I however, am a moron, and didn't bring any. So, I tore up my thumbs and had to bandage them all up. As a result of this (and my attemt to do other things) I didn't play Halo for about 3 of 4 nights. While that might seem inconsequential...it's actually quite a long time to NOT play Halo. Also, you may wanna be well prepared for the fist pitch out of one of those machines. Andrew decided to be "Capt. Cool-pubes" and attemt the fastball cage. And wouldn't ya know...kerrblam!!!... it somehow managed to blast him in the right leg at 90 mph. "What's greater than that?", you ask...well I'll tell you! The fact that I have it on video is what is greater than that. (It is saved on his computer, I'll link it eventually)
After a couple days of healing, I was once again back in the Halo mix. I even got to play with some of my "rival friends", if that makes any sense... Anyway, before Raw yesterday, I decided to "DO" something else. Andrew and I procured my old 3-person raft, that has served me faithfully for 15 years. We brought it to the gas station because they have an air compressor. Went through a shit-ton of quarters to inflate the damn thing, and then managed to puncture it whilst putting it in the back of his "rape van". 15 years of rafting fun down the drain in one fell swoop. Determined to make something of the day, Andrew decided to go to Walmart and purchase another raft or boat. We found the exact same make of raft, only this time it was the 4 person model!! Hazah! Back to the gas station...and 237 quarters later...we're off like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...well, minus the airplane and the white-water rapids. But you had better believe I was singing the theme song!!!
It went a little something like this:
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
Remarkable, I know...
On other topics...that was a ballsy move on the WWE's part to play Matt Hardy's music during the ridiculous Edge/Lita Wedding. Maybe it was a test to see how big the reaction would be. That way they could gauge whether or not to bring back Matt Hardy. They never should have fired him in the first place. A simple move to Smackdown would have surely sufficed.
Blah Blah Blah, crap and stuff...
-UncleHerpie-
Back To Business!!!
I'm gonna kick it old school just for you!
MOVIE: Batman Begins
ACTIVITY: Rafting/Boating
PAINFUL EQUATION: Batting Cage + Loaner bat - Gloves = BLISTERS
TECHNOLOGY: Air Conditioning
ANIME: Armored Trooper Votoms
So, I decided to actually do something this week, and of course, I paid the price for it. Never, I repeat, NEVER...go to the batting cages without your own bat. The bats they have there are instant blister machines. They might be o.k. for a couple rounds IF you have batting gloves. I however, am a moron, and didn't bring any. So, I tore up my thumbs and had to bandage them all up. As a result of this (and my attemt to do other things) I didn't play Halo for about 3 of 4 nights. While that might seem inconsequential...it's actually quite a long time to NOT play Halo. Also, you may wanna be well prepared for the fist pitch out of one of those machines. Andrew decided to be "Capt. Cool-pubes" and attemt the fastball cage. And wouldn't ya know...kerrblam!!!... it somehow managed to blast him in the right leg at 90 mph. "What's greater than that?", you ask...well I'll tell you! The fact that I have it on video is what is greater than that. (It is saved on his computer, I'll link it eventually)
After a couple days of healing, I was once again back in the Halo mix. I even got to play with some of my "rival friends", if that makes any sense... Anyway, before Raw yesterday, I decided to "DO" something else. Andrew and I procured my old 3-person raft, that has served me faithfully for 15 years. We brought it to the gas station because they have an air compressor. Went through a shit-ton of quarters to inflate the damn thing, and then managed to puncture it whilst putting it in the back of his "rape van". 15 years of rafting fun down the drain in one fell swoop. Determined to make something of the day, Andrew decided to go to Walmart and purchase another raft or boat. We found the exact same make of raft, only this time it was the 4 person model!! Hazah! Back to the gas station...and 237 quarters later...we're off like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...well, minus the airplane and the white-water rapids. But you had better believe I was singing the theme song!!!
It went a little something like this:
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunulunn
dun dunulun dun dunulunnn
dun dun dun dunnnn
dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
dun dun dun dun dunnn
dun dun dun dunnnnn
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn
dun dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnndun
dun dunnnn
dun dun dun
Remarkable, I know...
On other topics...that was a ballsy move on the WWE's part to play Matt Hardy's music during the ridiculous Edge/Lita Wedding. Maybe it was a test to see how big the reaction would be. That way they could gauge whether or not to bring back Matt Hardy. They never should have fired him in the first place. A simple move to Smackdown would have surely sufficed.
Blah Blah Blah, crap and stuff...
-UncleHerpie-
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
ECW One Night Stand
Coming off the heels of what will more than likely be the 2nd best PPV of the year, I wanna share my thoughts on the event and the whole wrestling scene in general.
It is obvious to me, that enough people purchased and enjoyed the ECW PPV, myself included. I was apprehensive about the WWE inserting it's own guys into the mix, much less the jabronis that they chose to undertake the "invasion". Kurt Angle, sure. JBL, why not? Edge..haha, at least it's understandable. Regal, makes sense...But then...there were these goofs. Maven? Snitsky? Orlando Jordan? The Basham Brothers?! Who the hell thought those were good ideas?! I mean christ, Maven is in a pseudo tagteam with Simon Dean...aka Nova! Nova was a big part of ECW and even came out to beat on maven with the rest of the B.w.O. It was just unnecessary. Anyway, as it turns out, it wasn't all that bad. They waited till the end of the show to really turn the focus on the whole invasion thing. At least ECW got to have the last word at their own PPV. From what I hear, aside from the spat here and there it was a calm and professional atmosphere. I was however, not all that surprised to hear about JBL causing trouble...it seems there is always trouble when he is around.*cough*Go back to being Bradshaw*cough*
My only real complaint is the lack of Tazz in a prominant role on the show. We got to see all of 30 seconds of Tazz..or should I say..TAZ. I was really anticipating him whoping some ass all over the place...especially Kurt Angle's. Man, I would love to see another feud between the two of them. It would be suplexfest 2005. But, alas, Kurt Angle is now on Raw, as Smackdown continues to flounder with it's lack of starpower. Moving to Fridays next season isn't going to make it any better, as it will be constantly pre-empted by Friday Night Baseball. Anyway, back to ECW, here are some photos from the WWE website.
As you can see, it was quite the event. All from the mind of one man...
Paul Heyman
Friday, June 10, 2005
...Of The Week
Friday Friday Friday!
Technology: Digital Camera
Food: Honey & Oat Granola Bars smeared with Peanut Butter
Wrestler: Tazz
Anime: Getbackers
Beverage: Main Street soda line (root beer, cream soda, birch beer!)
Comic Character: Ghost Rider (in all his incarnations)
Now we can get down to business...
I'm really hoping that the WWE doesn't muck up what will potentially be one of the better PPV's this year. Let the ECW guys do their thing. Hopefully Tazz will suplex...erm...excuse me...TAZZPLEX everyone in sight. He's been dormant for far too long. It's a shame that there is some bad blodd between different organizations and individuals. I'd like to see Raven, Terry Funk, Francine, and Shane Douglas there...but alas..it was not to be.
I've been watching quite a bit of Anime onDemand. There are 2 different anime programs that I can choose from: Anime Network and Anime Selects. Both have a pretty good lineup of shows to watch at my disposal. Currently my favorite is Getbackers...it just seems that it is one of those shows that is undeniably good. The Art of the Intercepting Fist? The Lightning Emperor? How can you argue with that?!
Here are the main characters:
"Jagon Master" Ban Midou
"Lightning Emperor" Ginji Amano
"Dr. Jeckyl" Kurudo Akebane
"Beast Master" Shido Huyuki
"Thread Master" Kazuki Fucho-in
"Lady Poison" Himiko Kudo
I like the new single by Dark New Day, I'm curious as to how the album will sound through and though. Also, the new Seether album is pretty sweet. Check out Seether.com for more info.
Other than that, you are on your own. That is all the information you're getting today. Bitches.
-UncleHerpie-
Technology: Digital Camera
Food: Honey & Oat Granola Bars smeared with Peanut Butter
Wrestler: Tazz
Anime: Getbackers
Beverage: Main Street soda line (root beer, cream soda, birch beer!)
Comic Character: Ghost Rider (in all his incarnations)
Now we can get down to business...
I'm really hoping that the WWE doesn't muck up what will potentially be one of the better PPV's this year. Let the ECW guys do their thing. Hopefully Tazz will suplex...erm...excuse me...TAZZPLEX everyone in sight. He's been dormant for far too long. It's a shame that there is some bad blodd between different organizations and individuals. I'd like to see Raven, Terry Funk, Francine, and Shane Douglas there...but alas..it was not to be.
I've been watching quite a bit of Anime onDemand. There are 2 different anime programs that I can choose from: Anime Network and Anime Selects. Both have a pretty good lineup of shows to watch at my disposal. Currently my favorite is Getbackers...it just seems that it is one of those shows that is undeniably good. The Art of the Intercepting Fist? The Lightning Emperor? How can you argue with that?!
Here are the main characters:
"Jagon Master" Ban Midou
"Lightning Emperor" Ginji Amano
"Dr. Jeckyl" Kurudo Akebane
"Beast Master" Shido Huyuki
"Thread Master" Kazuki Fucho-in
"Lady Poison" Himiko Kudo
I like the new single by Dark New Day, I'm curious as to how the album will sound through and though. Also, the new Seether album is pretty sweet. Check out Seether.com for more info.
Other than that, you are on your own. That is all the information you're getting today. Bitches.
-UncleHerpie-
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Sometimes you just have to...
TAKE A PICTURE!
Every once in awhile, a picture opportunity comes along that you just can't refuse. An opportunity like say, when your "big" friend falls asleep while watching crappy Thurs. Night Wrestling (Smackdown sucks). There is just something comical about a big dude falling asleep...I don't know what it is, but it's just plain funny. See for yourself...
hahaha...oh man
man, these are classic...
I'll have more in the upcoming days...
Every once in awhile, a picture opportunity comes along that you just can't refuse. An opportunity like say, when your "big" friend falls asleep while watching crappy Thurs. Night Wrestling (Smackdown sucks). There is just something comical about a big dude falling asleep...I don't know what it is, but it's just plain funny. See for yourself...
hahaha...oh man
man, these are classic...
I'll have more in the upcoming days...
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Things to Know...
- The day should start at 10:00am, no earlier.
- Bad sex is better than no sex at all.
- Paint tastes like shit.
- If there's dew on the mountain, drink it.
- If you made it this far...I've wasted both your time for making you read this, and mine for writing it to begin with.
Learn it, love it, and I'll see you for breakfast tomorrow! *points to the Dew*
Friday, June 03, 2005
...Of The Week
It's Friday once again, so let's get right to it:
Does anyone, ANYONE...watch professional darts on TV? No? I didn't think so...Why then does Fox Sports Net decide to air Professional Darts instead of leasing out a couple weeks of programming to TNA Wrestling. I know it's no WWE, and they probably never will be, but it was at least an excuse to watch another hour of wrestling a week, and I could see some of the stars that aren't on WWE programming.
A wrestler died in the ring a short while ago, here in MA. I believe it was 4 days ago as of this writing. He was only 22 years old. This is the second time to my knowledge that I have heard about a pro-wrestling death during a match that was not brought on by health problems. The fact that he was 2 1/2 years younger than me...is what is most disturbing. Best wishes go out to his family.
I'll have another addition to the artwork album on the picture page soon. It was the first time I experimented with color. It's of Dr. Doom from Secret Wars #10. One of my favotite covers of all time.
Alright, I'm off to deposit my whopping Unemployment Check, hopefully pay the rent and still have some money left over to eat.
UncleHerpie
p.s. remind me to buy toilet paper...
- MOVIE: Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
- PRO-WRESTLER: John Cena
- FOOD: Grilled Cheeseburgers
- BEVERAGE: Asia Plum Green Tea w/Ginseng
- SOCKS: Hanes Grey
- LIZARD: Texas Collared Lizard (this dude eats chicken nuggets, alfredo pasta, and french fries!)
Does anyone, ANYONE...watch professional darts on TV? No? I didn't think so...Why then does Fox Sports Net decide to air Professional Darts instead of leasing out a couple weeks of programming to TNA Wrestling. I know it's no WWE, and they probably never will be, but it was at least an excuse to watch another hour of wrestling a week, and I could see some of the stars that aren't on WWE programming.
A wrestler died in the ring a short while ago, here in MA. I believe it was 4 days ago as of this writing. He was only 22 years old. This is the second time to my knowledge that I have heard about a pro-wrestling death during a match that was not brought on by health problems. The fact that he was 2 1/2 years younger than me...is what is most disturbing. Best wishes go out to his family.
I'll have another addition to the artwork album on the picture page soon. It was the first time I experimented with color. It's of Dr. Doom from Secret Wars #10. One of my favotite covers of all time.
Alright, I'm off to deposit my whopping Unemployment Check, hopefully pay the rent and still have some money left over to eat.
UncleHerpie
p.s. remind me to buy toilet paper...
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