Ahh, please allow me to rebutt...hehehe

• I allowed you to post here, as it will undoubtedly add a little spice to the blog. For the record, you will NEVER be as cool as me...in sunglasses...in leg warmers...in a kilt...or even in the nude...

• It is quite true about the oral sex...although I'm not so sure why NOT getting it from a man would be a detractory situation, and one that justifies getting ribbed. I guess all those "Nick n' Todd" jokes were not so unfounded afterall...

• Well, it was you guys who bought me the following items:

A blow-up doll, a blow-up sheep, an anal pacifier, a she-male video, some gummy boobs, and some strange masturbatory lubricant...

So, really, who are the sickos?

• If the state is willing to compensate me for losing my "Full-Time Management Position", who am I to complain?

• Yes, my girlfriend did leave me on my birthday, while I was out of town, after months of not paying the rent, and getting herself a new car and computer with the money she was secretly saving up. Is that really a knock on me, or a knock on her character. Not to mention, as you referenced, I DID get to punch her in the face. While it may have been accidental, secretly, it's probably the coolest thing I've ever done...

• I, myself do not smell...as I regularly shower with various shampoos and body washes. On the rare occasion that I do shave(now that I am not working), I even have this nifty smelling aftershave lotion. Now, if you are referring to the Brazillian Pizza that was on my breath during Blade: Trinity....then oh yeah...that was pretty pungent. It was however, another of the cool things I do.

• In Halo, I think we can all agree that my defensive role is pretty necessary on the maps that require it. Let's see what happens when I go on offense on those maps...Not to mention, my video games skills have nothing to do with my character or any advice I may give on relationships...that, my friend, is where we differ...greatly.

• Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him? I do watch quite a few Anime shows, but that is only because they are available to me, as I pay my own bills, in my own apartment, on my own tv..etc...you get the picture. You, on the other hand...have to watch these anime programs AT my house, and get irritated when I continue a series without you.

• My BEST friends are as follows:

Andrew
Matt
John

These are the people I can rely on(for the most part), and in turn can rely on me. Frequency doesn't dictate the quality of friendship. Matt lives in V.A., and I would still rely on him over most other people.

• Nick, I really don't think you want to get into a discussion about white trash...but let me know if you do, I'll be glad to share my thoughts on the matter. My wardrobe consists of mostly jeans and t-shirts. While they might be somewhat drab, they are CLEAN and UNWRINKLED. I also wear matching socks and a hat, and I have a decent array of footwear. You have probably 6 shirts, a pair of jeans, a few pairs of khakis, a pony-tail, and one pair of shoes. Do you even own a suit?

• Intelligence, spelling, grammar...all of these are good qualities. I wonder if these are the reasons that YOU hang out with ME, and not the other way around?

• I don't know if that would be my best description of sex, but it's pretty accurate...moist...warm and moist...

• I'm not really sure where you were going with the whole "old people" thing...

• It wasn't my popularity on adultswim.com that made me cool, it was the quality of my posts, my quick wit, and my ability to make people look utterly stupid. I have since taken these miraculous skills to the Bungie.net message boards on our forum, as everyone has noticed.

• It's true... I did drive that car, but not when it was covered in that poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect graffiti. "Come on my face" "I gay am porn" What does that even mean...the people who wrote that must have been complete morons....oh...wait....that...that was you...I rest my case.

• I do have a French heritage, along with Irish and German as well. I can deal with that. You are the one that looks like a "French Artist/Street Vendor"

• My ability to entertain is a matter of opinion. Opinions I'd like to hear. So leave some comments on this and any other posts made around here. Positive or negative, I'm always in the mood for an argument.

Read it, dwell on it, and accept it as truth.


Uncle-to the mother f'ing-Herpie



p.s. The Film is called "...a series of unfortunate events"