Before we move on...

This is great! I think Nick should start a blog called "Everyone Hates Nick". I'll be the first one to post. That being said, in an effort to divvy up the hatred, I'm going to give you an honest rip on everyone who visits this blog. NO pictures, NO graphs, just straight up roasting. Better baste yourselves thoroughly for this one...

Andrew/Andrewsky/Edible Mustache:

What can I say? He is simply the most screwed up person I know. He has more nuances than a Picasso painting. His lack of focus and overall frame of mind are so utterly frustrating that it is beyond words. He will drop you at the top of a hat, to go hang out with girls in the hopes of getting laid. He plays with fire more than anyone I have ever heard of. He is a supreme spend-a-holic in the first degree, and has more collections then a serial killer.

Nick/Last Shenanigan/Asshole:

You are a self-professed dick. You tend to be a clinger. You dress terribly. You value video games waaaaay to much. You have the worst diet of anyone I know. You can read any of the 336 thoughts on you on this blog to find other ways in which you are perceived. Contrary to what you believe, you are NOT more bearable than I or any one of the people in here. You lack a certain level of common sense as to how to conduct yourself. It DOES effect people that aren't as blase' as I am. Especially when you continue to make jack-ass comments during a movie. For Christ's sake, eat at home BEFORE you go somewhere, so as not to impose yourself on others.

John/Big Daddy Spears:

You need to take care of yourself more, for god's sake you struggle just getting up off my couch. The cigarettes tend to outweigh the cologne, but at least you have the decency to wear it. On that topic, please for the love of god, keep your shoes on in other people's presence. It smells like if a frito had sex with a rotting lump of gouda cheese. For awhile you were the most unmotivated person I knew, but you finally came out of it and have maintained the longest job you've ever had. You tend to exaggerate many of the stories from your/our past...even if it does make the story a little more interesting...

Affie(Aphrodites):

*cracks knuckles* You said it yourself....oblivious. Not that I can blame you, as you are "just another victim", but you don't HAVE to be so much like Andrew. Even I started going down the path to the darkside for awhile. Just know that you have him wrapped around YOUR finger almost as he has you wrapped up around his...er....finger.
Your sad devotion to fashion is kinda creepy. You do not need to get dressed to go hang out on someones couch. You wear too much makeup, even though people have repeatedly told you that you look better without it. You are too easily bent out of shape, and people(including me) have used that to their advantage. Also, you inferr too much in casual comments and conversation, often thinking that they are negative comments directed towards you.

Big Sista/Minerva/Anonymous:

You take things too seroiusly, anything that Nick or I say online in any form can be taken lightly. I don't know you well enough to comment on anything more.

Dian:

Where do I begin?! No, really...where do I begin? You are far to down on yourself. You have some self esteem issues that may need to be worked out. Just go ahead and develop a god complex like Nick and myself.

Mel(no, not that Mel...):

You love everything I do...and for that...I have nothing negative to say, as you have made the right choice.

Joe (Reaper):

Again, I don't know you well enough to comment much. So, other than the fact that you are a clan-hopping whore...I have nothing to say. I am looking forward to our first real argument.

Al:

You sit too much on the sidelines. You need to actively participate in more arguments, so people know where you stand. Also, take it easy on the school thing, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer. Pfffpptt...motivation...

Karissa:

You whine too much. Your displays of public affection with Nick are more disturbing than anything. Noone wants to view Nick in that manner...noone. From what I can gather, you don't have all that many female friends...perhaps you should make more of an effort to find some. Then you won't be subject to our "sword fights" as you put it. Everywhere Nick goes, you don't have to go...sometimes is really just IS a guy thing. You should also have some training wheels, as you tend to be a tad clumsy on your feet(alcohol?)

and finally...

Evan/UncleHerpie:

Your god complex knows no bounds. You are perhaps the most subtley stubborn person I know. You lack of caring tends to annoy other people, for a myriad of different reasons. You don't value your outward appearance as you should...with your free t-shirts, unshaven face, and overworn hats. Your lack of motivation has grown to new levels, as you have been unemployed for about 6 months just waiting for something to fall into your lap. You are broke as shit, and have let that sad fact dictate your way of life for far too long. You don't live up to your potential, by utilizing your skills and intelligence in a multitude of different aspects. You are a messy person by nature, mostly because of the fact that you are a procrastinator. "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?" Your girlfriend left you for a guy named "Potatohead". At the same time, you lost your job...which really...just adds to the comedy of your life. You have the worst luck of anyone I've ever seen. If there is a shit end of the stick, you had better believe you are going to get it. How many OTHER people do you know that have gotten a ski in their ass? Fucker.


Well, there you have it folks...suck it.






suck it hard.


-UncleHerpie-

p.s. Todd, I omitted you on purpose.