1 male human
approx. 6'3"
weighing in at just about 180Lbs.
in good shape, but still a fixer-upper
slightly balding
chipped front tooth
extra hole in ass(although scarred)
generic sense of style
quick wit/goofy comedy style
average penis size (serious bidders can get exact measurements)
size 14-16 shoe(depending on brand)
enjoys both athletic and intellectual things including:
comics/collectibles
movies
books
electronics
anime
baseball
football
reptiles
fish
drawing
being a dink
digital photography
grilling things and eating them
flexing in the mirror
and the nude female body
Any of this float your boat? Let me know!
Place all bids in the comment section. Anonymous bidders are not allowed, and will be deleted. Preferably female bidders only, but I'm willing to negotiate for the right price.
-UncleHerpie-
9 comments:
Please like any self respecting woman would bid for your skanky hole filled balding ass. I have seen hobo's look sexier than you. =P
I'll take that as a starting bid of $10...
you wish. more like 10 cents. and some pocket lint if your lucky.
Alright,I have $15...$15 dollars here from the girl in the front row...who's next?
damn you and your nasty shaved head. you could have gotten a used pepermint out of the deal if you hadn't shaved your head. now you just look like you have two asses instead of one.
Luckily for you..high bidder...you will have access to both!
ha!...sorry i dont want either. not even your fury can change that...hahahahha
like the very hairy, yet sexy dian said...unless i get a free subway coupon along with you, i'll have to pass.
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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