Man, it really sucks when all your bills come in at the same time, especially when you are unemployed. Which, by the way, needs to be rectified immediately(resume' available upon request). I have my trusty cable and my...sweet, sweet internet...Who needs Gas?!
I'm gonna be canceling my home phone, and getting a cell, so that should make you bastards happy...always complaining about me not having one...
As hinted at in the title of this entry...I am indeed an Uncle. My brother decided not to use protection, and wouldn't cha know it....BAM! a baby! Anyway, I'm going to try my damnedest to get her to call me "Uncle Herpie"
Flurbybox is purchasing World of Warcraft today, which probably means we'll never see him again. I say we start preparing now for an Inter-net-ervention, or as I like to call it peer-to-peer pressure. Pretty soon, he and Nick will be pissing into thermoses and forgetting to eat "real" food, as they will undoubtedly acquire their sustenance in-game. Ah shit...I've gone and done it...oh well, I'm gonna bring you down with me...Picture it..."Karissa"..."Pissing in a thermos"...Oh man, I apologize for that, but it had to be done. It's that kind of harsh reality that these poor souls need. There is more to life than levels and XP.Alright folks..I'm off to organize my freezer. All those thermoses are really starting to take up space...
3 comments:
Congradulations Uncle Evan. Babies are a wonder thing. Especially when they're not yours and you can give them back.
Oh no, not Flurby! looks like we've lost another to the dark side. My brother too has fallen to the World of Warcraft.
Oh, I think you better find a better spot for those thermoses. Especially if you don't pay your electric bill.
Oh no...the electric bill is automatically deducted from my checking account. Can't take any chances there. If I have to I'll keep one room warm with a small space heater and play X-box so long as my cable/internet is paid.
As long as you have your priorities straight.
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