Hacker's PM Transcript

Check out this little bitch. His name is Woodie47, and he was brought to my attention on the Bungie.net forums. If you review his game data, you will find countless "unreliable stats" As he is a notorious hacker. Without going into detail as to how much a piece of shit he actually is...I compiled the following transcript of or little "discussions." It is astounding, the mindset of these little bastards. Somehow, these freshly pubed little boys find it entertaining to simply muck with other people, rather than play and enjoy the game for what it is. FUN.

Bitch-boys text will appear in RED.

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UncleHerpie:

< sarcasm > Wow! You must be awesome! I mean to have ALL those people quit out in ALL those games, that's quite a feat That must have really been tons of fun... < /sarcasm >


cheater.

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Woodie47:


< sarcasm >Your really really good and guess what i bet you could beat me< sarcasm >

screw youself.


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Check your grammar...OH! and you forgot to close your < sarcasm > tag. There are plenty of websites with simple html protocol. You may want to check them out!


hacker.

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You know your a -blam!- -blam!-, right! You have no life becasue you want to get good at a VIDEO GAME! Get a life! And don't correct me -blam!-.

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It isn't a matter of being good or not...it's a matter of NOT CHEATING. You are the one who needed to get to a 45 in Team Slayer. And how did you do this? By making other people's gaming experiences miserable, that's how.

For the record, I'll correct who(m)ever I damned well please.

fraud.

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Hey, -blam!-!

I could give a rats ass about you being good at halo, and MAYBE being better than me, which I highly dought, becasue you know when it all comes down to it, it's all a matter of how far I can shove my foot up you ass!

Oh, and another thing you might want to get your facts straight and maybe even do a little researching before you want to try and tell someone off, OK!

If you actaully want to get good at a video game which will prove absoluty nothing in life, then go right a head, and I hope you have a jolly good time doing it.

And for the record, you will NOT correct who(m)ever you damned well please, BITCH!

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Ha ha ha...you are just BEGGING for corrections on THAT one....but I'll let them be. I never claimed to be a great player, I merely claimed that you were a hacker. Feel free to prove me wrong.

My life goals don't include becoming great at a video game, but I would like to enjoy my time while playing them. Unfortunately, people like you are running rampant on xbox live, making it difficult to do so. Perhaps you should stick to split-screen games. That way you could cheat to your heart's content. And there's always Dance Dance Revolution...you could show off your incredible skills at the arcade, for everyone to see!


As much as I love winning these little arguments of ours...if it's all the same to you, I'd like to make this the last of our "conversations". As, I have wasted enough of my time just to tell you that you are a:


sham.



p.s. consider yourself corrected.

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P.S. You need to get a life KID!!!!!!

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Whatever you say....junior.

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Thank you for -blam!-IN OFF!!!

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No prob. Bob...*cough*littlehackingbitch*cough*

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Thank You.

Also, Congradulations on having NO LIFE!!!!!

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The word is "Congratulations"


-blam!- corrected.

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asshole.

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hahahahaha!

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Well, there you have it folks... I believe I can rest my case on this one.